-> "Lilo"
Original Song Title:
"Lola"
Parody Song Title:
"Lilo"
The Lyrics
I landed on Earth on the island of Kauai
Land of fruits and crops
Home of the Kawaikini volcano, C-A-N-O cano
She came up to me and hung a Lei on my neck
I asked her her name and in a Hawaiian voice
She said Lilo, L-I-L-O, Lilo, L-L-Lilo
JIN: “Well, I’m not Hawaii’s most strongest man”
“But when I greeted Stitch he nearly broke my hand.”
Oh my Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Well, I’m a genius but I can’t understand
Why those aliens dress like women when neither look like a man
Oh my Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Well, I drank caffeine and was up all night
Underneath the full moonlight
She picked me up at the adoption agency
And said, “Your name is Stitch please come home with me”
Nani couldn’t control her despite how hard she tries
But when I drowned and almost died well I almost lost my Lilo
L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
I destroyed her house, I ran into the woods
It wasn’t long until, Jumba came and captured me
This was after looking at a picture of her family
Things are the way I want them to stay
And our Ohana is gonna keep them that way for my Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Whether surfing the waves or dancing with the girls
It’s an intergalactic battle, that’s out of this world
Always for Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Well, I came to Kauai not too long before
And I’ve never ever seen Earth before
But Lilo smiled and took me by the hand
And said, “I’m gonna teach your good from your bad”
Well, I’m sentenced to the Earth indefinitely
But I know what I know and Ohana means family
And so is Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
(Repeat and fade….)
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