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Song Parodies -> "My Patronus"
Original Song Title:
"My Sharona"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Knack
Parody Song Title:
"My Patronus"
Parody Written by:
Ashkicksass
The Lyrics
In honor of the release of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, I've penned this little ditty. It's my first submission to AmIRight, and I'm so glad I chose a song that no one has ever parodied before! I forgot to check the "Allow Comments" box when I submitted this, and so I'm sending it again. (I know, I know, what an idiot...)
Ooh you ugly Dementor
Dementor
Come and take a look at my fine Patronus
It will make you run for sure
Run for sure
If you're in the path of my kind Patronus
Never gonna stop
Conjuring
This stag's loveliness
Always bring him up
To avoid
Any soul suck kiss
My my my i yi woo!
M M M My Patronus!
Don't you come too close to me
Close to me
Or you're gonna see my sublime Patronus
Try to bring me misery
Then you'll see
The mighty kicking hoof of my prime Patronus
Never gonna stop
Conjuring
This stag's loveliness
Always bring him up
To avoid
Any soul suck kiss
My my my i yi woo!
M M M My Patronus!
When you gonna let me be
Let me be?
Leave me with my top of the line Patronus
Maybe it's my destiny, destiny
That he and me are oh so entwined - Patronus
Never gonna stop
Conjuring
This stag's loveliness'
Always bring him up
To avoid
Any soul suck kiss
My my my i yi woo!
M M M My Patronus!
Dementor
Come and take a look at my fine Patronus
It will make you run for sure
Run for sure
If you're in the path of my kind Patronus
Never gonna stop
Conjuring
This stag's loveliness
Always bring him up
To avoid
Any soul suck kiss
My my my i yi woo!
M M M My Patronus!
Don't you come too close to me
Close to me
Or you're gonna see my sublime Patronus
Try to bring me misery
Then you'll see
The mighty kicking hoof of my prime Patronus
Never gonna stop
Conjuring
This stag's loveliness
Always bring him up
To avoid
Any soul suck kiss
My my my i yi woo!
M M M My Patronus!
When you gonna let me be
Let me be?
Leave me with my top of the line Patronus
Maybe it's my destiny, destiny
That he and me are oh so entwined - Patronus
Never gonna stop
Conjuring
This stag's loveliness'
Always bring him up
To avoid
Any soul suck kiss
My my my i yi woo!
M M M My Patronus!
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User Comments
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As you re-submitted it...I re-read it...just to make sure...and yeah...it still Rocks my Socks! 555!!!
I fived it yesterday, and I fived it again today!
Thanks guys! Especially coming from you two. I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy!!
Oh stop...=)
Very nice. Thoroughly enjoyable and fun to read.
That was AWESOME!!! You really do kickass! ;)
5'd. Impressive multirhyming of the word before Patronus, too!
I fived you first time....should I do it again? What does everyone else think?
No denyin', this kid got game. I second neminem and end transmission with H-H-High-Fives, Brattonus! Great stuffs.
Thank you 2nz, Cookie-man, Neminem, Kristof, and Jake/Luke! I'm starting to get a litlle misty over here. You guys are the best!
This is brilliant! 555
Brilliant? Wow, thanks Lozzie! : )
Before I read this, I though Weird Al did the best parody of this song. I can't give this song what it deserves, because the voting scale doesn't go that high, so you'll just have to be content with fives.
Wow. I'm speechless. Thank you Cryptic Wizard!
You're a wizard at parody-writing, for sure--fives all round!
Thanks Ingeborg!
I'm so glad I can appreciate this now! This really is brilliant, absolutely loved it.
Not as much as I love the fact that you finally read the books! Thanks darling!
Extremely funny song Ash, I didn't have to listen to the music to know that you were dead on perfect with your lyrics. I did have a hard time seeing Harry sing the song though. When I tried he'd morph into Draco Malfoy…hmmm…I suppose the bad boy image he projects is better suited to rock. ^-^ Anyway 555 to you my fine lady!
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