[Student in danger of flunking out of Hogwarts:]

Hex, missed it--D'oh!
Hex, hex, hex, hex, hex, wrong! All wrong!
I missed a hex, it's wrong, all wrong!
Spell is all maxed, I mean up mixed--wrong! All wrong!
I mean mixed up--oh, Dragon's Breath!
Hex, hex, hex, hex, hex, hex, hex, hex, hex

Darn, I missed a hex--magic's too complex
Put Snape's head just exactly where his feet should be
Waved my wand all wrong, said the spell too long
With the words all mixed and Snape's still not fixed....what's wrong with me?

Darn, I missed a hex--Snape's severely vexed
'Cause his bum is now exactly where his nose should be!
Now that Snape's all wrong, where do I belong?
Just as I feared, there's Hagrid's beard on Snape's left knee!

Maximus, Expecto Oculum
Nox Ridikkulus, Wingardium Kedavara
Avada Nox, Lumos Expectiarmus
Max Patronimus, Regardium Reparolum

[Snape:]


Wrong, all wrong, all wrong, all wrong!
Missed your hex, now I'm mixed up and all wrong--
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...