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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Pees the Pool"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Plays the Fool"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Main Ingredient
Parody Song Title:
"Everybody Pees the Pool"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Oh, look, all the kids are having such a good time........
Okay, so it's hot in summer
You swim around floatin'
Bloatin' and bloatin'
You say you're even thinkin' about boatin'
Well before you drink anything here, dig this
Everybody pees the pool sometime
It's all excretion with no stool
Pissin' baby, it may be actual, and uncool
I ain't tryin', everybody pees the pool
Makin' urine is such a sleazy thing to do
But there's no guarantee that the one you whiz
Ain't whizzin' on you
Ah-ah-ah, proper guys they're not like me
That decent person could never pee
There's more chlorine than any toilet
You can let it fly and just soil it
Everybody pees the pool sometime
It's all excretion with no stool
Pissin' baby, it may be actual, and uncool
I'm tryin' to tell ya, everybody pees the pool
How can you help it when there's no one gonna know
And your business end for weein' is down below
Ah-ah-ah heaven on earth is just a pee
Don't have to touch or let it free
And there's no fly or dry T.P
Next beer around is no problem, see?
Everybody pees the pool sometime
It's all excretion with no stool
Pissin' baby, it's so against the rule
I want to spray it again
Everybody pees the pool
Pissin on me, baby.
You swim around floatin'
Bloatin' and bloatin'
You say you're even thinkin' about boatin'
Well before you drink anything here, dig this
Everybody pees the pool sometime
It's all excretion with no stool
Pissin' baby, it may be actual, and uncool
I ain't tryin', everybody pees the pool
Makin' urine is such a sleazy thing to do
But there's no guarantee that the one you whiz
Ain't whizzin' on you
Ah-ah-ah, proper guys they're not like me
That decent person could never pee
There's more chlorine than any toilet
You can let it fly and just soil it
Everybody pees the pool sometime
It's all excretion with no stool
Pissin' baby, it may be actual, and uncool
I'm tryin' to tell ya, everybody pees the pool
How can you help it when there's no one gonna know
And your business end for weein' is down below
Ah-ah-ah heaven on earth is just a pee
Don't have to touch or let it free
And there's no fly or dry T.P
Next beer around is no problem, see?
Everybody pees the pool sometime
It's all excretion with no stool
Pissin' baby, it's so against the rule
I want to spray it again
Everybody pees the pool
Pissin on me, baby.
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Great concept, great execution. You done a marvelous job revealing a universal truth -- that urine is the main ingredient in any public pool.
HILARIOUS! You "may field" some 5's!
Excellent work Rick, though nasty it's still funny.
Rick, I just had a few nitpicks, such as "that decent person could never pee" and "everybody pees the pool sometime" conflict in my logic reality I won't however piss you off by giving you less than 5's!.
"all excretion with no stool" made me LOL. Truly 5 worthy.
Well ain't this a pisser...5's ~ ~ ~
Tim, you are right, but I usually go where the original words take me, even if not logical. And thanks.
Urine for some 5's here...
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