Though I stopped myself from sneezing
I'm still coughing and wheezing
Please don't bless me,I'm suffering
I realize that I'm thinking

That suicide is sneezing
But not coughing or wheezing
And one thing,I really don't want to sneeze

Try to find a way to make
All our allergies relate
Without that ever present hate
What if I know it wasn't late

And that suicide is sneezing
But not coughing or wheezing
And one thing,I really don't want to sneeze

The game of bless is hard to play
I'm going to lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I want to say

That suicide is sneezing
But not coughing or wheezing
And one thing,I really don't want to sneeze

The only way to sneeze is die
Like Adolf Hitler,I know why
Even though it wasn't right
For there's a sneezing not so tight

'Cause suicide is sneezing
But not coughing or wheezing
And one thing,I really don't want to sneeze

Sneezing can be a new suicide
It reall hurts me bad tonight
But as it works,it seems so right
The pain is stronger,don't excite

For suicide is sneezing
But not coughing or wheezing
And one thing,I really don't want to sneeze

A brave man once requested me
That sneezing really wasn't key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied "Oh why ask me."

Cause suicide is sneezing
But not coughing or wheezing
And one thing,I really don't want to sneeze

And what do you think? You don't want to sneeze.