-> "Drug Trade"
Original Song Title:
"Love Train"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Drug Trade"
The Lyrics
Dealers all over the world (everybody)
Sell crack (sell)
Start a drug trade, drug trade
Dealers all over the world (all the world, now)
Sell crack (cocaine)
Start a drug trade (cocaine), drug trade
It's simpler to do than fraud or stealin'
Sell all the folks some mushrooms, and cheeba, too
If you want cash, this crime will get you more
Just make sure they keep on buying, buying from you
(Well, well)
Dealers all over the world (you will make some money)
Sell crack (come on)
Start a drug trade, drug trade (yeah, that's the ticket, come on)
People all over the world (Join in, help this trade, y'all)
Sell crack (Help this trade, y'all)
Start a drug trade (come on, trade), drug trade
All of you smugglers, out of Colombia
Make sure the cops don't search you, just play it cool
Please don't wind up caught, at the airport
'Cause if you're busted, well then, sorry, sorry, you're screwed
Well
Dealers all over the world (pushers and hustlers)
Sell crack (sell it all)
Start a drug trade (sell some pot, y'all), love train (come on)
People all over the world (go sell narcotics)
Join hands (sell it right)
Start a love train, love train
Let 'em buuuuuyyy
Let 'em buy
Let 'em buuuuuyyy
Let' em buuuuuyyy
(Dealers, sell some more)
Dealers all over the world (in this trade)
Sell crack (sell that crack)
Start a drug trade, drug trade (sell that pot, y'all)
Dealers all over the world (come on)
Sell crack (Sell some weed or smack)
Start a drug trade, drug trade (sellin' drugs)
Dealers all over the world ('round the world, y'all)
Sell crack (come on)
Start a drug trade, drug trade
REPEAT AND FADE...
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