I'm swimming
And frightened of contact with the squid thing
Same for the fish it's crazy
One touch is death, not much room for mistakes
I doubt I'll leave this lake
If I don't grow to super size
My small self always dies
Just from touching the bad guys

I need a mushroom

I'm walking
I walk up to a turtle
It feels like a giant hurdle
But that's because I am extremely short
My plan is don't be short
There's one way that's accomplished
Still won't mean I can stomp fish
But it means less chance of doom

I need a mushroom

I need a mushroom
I need one so I can break stuff
I break bricks to get money
Which gives me more life somehow

I need a mushroom
It's a drug but that's no problem
Skin will stretch but that's okay
I'll be better off that way

I don't want hammers hurting me
Or turtle touch destroying me
My size now is annoying me
So....

I need a mushroom
I need one so I can break stuff
I break bricks to get money
Which gives me more life somehow

I need a mushroom
It's a drug but that's no problem
Skin will stretch but that's okay
I'll be better off that way

I'm guessin'
A bunch of you have a question
You wonder if my size obsession
Implies something that's less than flattering
But that's a silly thing
I told you why I need a mushroom
It protects body and soul
Unless I fall in a hole

But If I'm not falling

I need a mushroom
I need a mushroom
I need a mushroom
I need a mushroom
I need a mushroom
I need a mushroom