-> "I Think I'll Club You"
Original Song Title:
"I Think I Love You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Think I'll Club You"
The Lyrics
we're floating
and right in the middle of a big stream
and all at once, i sit up...grab something
and start knockin' on your brain
you think that i'm insane
you hold your hands up to your head
i wish that you had bled
screaming "how come you're not dead ?"
i think i'll club you (i think i'll club you)
this morning
i knew that you'd be squealing
i didn't know how to still you
and so i just decided to myself
i'd kill your ass, myself
you'd never talk about it
if you did, maybe they'd doubt it
but it just might cause my doom
i think i'll club you (i think i'll club you)
i think i'll club you
i'm one you should be afraid of
there is one thing i'm not sure of
this bat don't seem to kill you
i think i'll club you
what the hell is this bat made of ?
i've been beating you all day
and you haven't passed away
upon your head its up against
i guess it doesn't have much clout
but still i wave it all about...hey...
i think i'll club you
i'm one you should be afraid of
there is one thing i'm not sure of
this bat don't seem to kill you
i think i'll club you
what the hell is this bat made of ?
i've been beating you all day
and you haven't passed away
believe me
i'm really not in a hurry
i only wanna beat you bloody
and if i can, i'm really gonna kill
until your body's still
i'd better stay around and crush you
the police won't have a case
let me bash you in the face
do you think you'll let me ?
i think i'll club you
i think i'll club you
i think i'll club you
i think i'll club you
i think i'll club you
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