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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Be Cremated"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Sedated"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Cremated"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Pyro

The Lyrics

When-a, When-a, When-a, it's my turn to go
I wanna be cremated
Don't need a shov-el, or a back hoe
I wanna be cremated

Just get me to the furnace, put me in the flame
Never mind a casket, or headstone with my name
I can't afford a funeral, or eulogy that's lame
Oh no no no no noooo

When-a, When-a, When-a, it's my turn to go
I wanna be cremated
Don't need a shov-el, or a back hoe
I wanna be cremated

Just sweep up all my ashes, and put them in a urn
Put it on the mantle, beside your favorite fern
Please respect my wishes, I said I wanna burn
Oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhh

When-a, When-a, When-a, it's my turn to go
I wanna be cremated
Don't need a shov-el, or a back hoe
I wanna be cremated

Just get me to the furnace, put me in the flame
Never mind a casket, or headstone with my name
I can't afford a funeral, or eulogy that's lame
Oh no no no no noooo

When-a, When-a, When-a, it's my turn to go
I wanna be cremated
Don't need a shov-el, or a back hoe
I wanna be cremated

Just sweep up all my ashes, and put them in a urn
Put it on the mantle, beside your favorite fern
Please respect my wishes, I said I wanna burn
Oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhh

Burn-burn-burn-burn, Burn-burn-burn-burn, I wanna be cremated
Burn-burn-burn-burn, Burn-burn-burn-burn, I wanna be cremated
Burn-burn-burn-burn, Burn-burn-burn-burn, I wanna be cremated
Burn-burn-burn-burn, Burn-burn-burn-burn, I wanna be cremated
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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Just get me to the furnace, put me in the flame
Never mind a casket, or headstone with my name
I can't afford a funeral, or eulogy that's lame

Hot stuff here Johnny! :-)
John Barry - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
The title fits your moniker. 5s
Debbie Ramone - May 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent I am still Laughing very clever...................
Kristof Robertson - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
A late heads-up for this excellent piece. SMOKIN'! 555
Jonathan S. - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I can't understand why I didn't comment on this one sooner. (?) Extra crispy 544.
Johnny Pyro - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks guys. :)

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