Song Parodies -> "Vogon Poetry"

Original Song Title:

"Psycho Therapy"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Vogon Poetry"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A short parody in its own right, but also a trailer for the one I'm gonna post tomorrow, so be afraid, be very afraid…

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4GSjsyxSn0

Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry
That's what I'm gonna read thee
Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry
No-one's gonna save thee

Will your mind be de-stroyed?
With grammar torture demise?
Vogon poetry
Hear colons on the rise

When the verse is de-ployed
Pray you're zapped with a gun
Vogon poetry
That you can't outrun

Vo-gon po-etry
Vo-gon po-etry

Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry

Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry

From my cortex's vexed anal
It spawns from wedgies and spiles
It's like mental hem'rrhoids
It's crap stacked on a pile

It's like skids going de-based
In a diaper change postponed
Vogon poetry
It's gonna make you sick and groan

Vo-gon po-etry
Vo-gon po-etry

Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry

Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry

Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry

Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry
Vogon poetry...

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Old Man Ribber - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment

Are these the same Vogons from The Hitchiker's Guide To The Universe? ;D

Peter Andersson - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment

Yes, that kind of HG2G poetry...

Below Average Dave - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment

TOS doesn't give you much to work with, but I do like it, I think you maxed out what can be done with this particular original

Grracken Drufish- Vogon Artiste and Raconteurist - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment

It reminds me of my classic called "My Iron, Cold and Angly"

You wrinkle this sheet like an emu who seeks a dung beetle in a tiny patch of filth
Do not hinder my sweaty palms of destiny and vehicular malfeasance
Your willful metallic water dripper dost not phase my granular insect infested thorax
“Nay!” I phleghmatically drip into a case of ripe avocados.
The day has copulated grandly and my will has been expedited by a fur pocked hammer.

Thank you very much. CDs and barf bags are available in the lobby.

TJC - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment

Fine work, Peter; are fives still in vogue on earth?

Tommy Turtle - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment

I have no idea on Earth what this is about (Star Trek? -- not a fan), but since you've been reading my songs lately, I didn't want you to think that I was ignoring yours. Hope to see something soon that I can intelligently comment on. Skaal.

Cryptic Wizard - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment

Actually, Ribber, it's "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," and what other Vogons are there. Great job, great parody, and great subject for a parody! 555

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