Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Be Mutated"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Sedated"

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Original Performer:

"I Wanna Be Mutated"

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The Lyrics

Better living through genetics.

Gotta gotta get me more goodies from store
I wanna be mutated
Something to chew that will make me glow o-o-oh
I wanna be mutated
Just bought me big ol’ veggies’
Put ‘em on a plate
Tasty tasty tasty
I know that they’re unsafe
I’ll grow me five more fingers
Who needs a good prostate
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Twenty thirty forty more chromo-o-somes
I wanna be mutated
Forehead produced four new horns of bo-o-one
I wanna be mutated
My back is growing new hair
Tied it in a braid
Hurry hurry hurry
Come see the rope I made
My farts are shooting fire
My laser eyes will maim
Oh no no no no no

Growin’, moanin’, foamin’ genes outta control
I wanna be mutated
Kidney turned blue and my brain went ro-o-ogue
I wanna be mutated
So when I eat, I say prayer
“God, oh please bestow
Gimme, gimme, gimme
Some mutant food to go.”
He’ll says go to my grocer
And buy some GMOs
Eat mo, mo, mo, mo, mo

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
I'm gonna be mutated
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
I'm gonna be mutated.

The Blogging Baker
GMO- Genetically Modified Organism. Though there's been a large amount of research on the topic and there's been little to no proof that GMO's cause harm, the question remains on what the long term impact will be on not just humans, but on the environment.

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