-> "I be Educated"
Original Song Title:
"I Wanna be Sedated"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I be Educated"
The Lyrics
I BE EDUCATED
Twenty Twenty Twenty four years ago, I be educated
Jimmy Carter freed the slaves in Idaho, I be educated
I done went to college, to improve my brain
Now I know that Texas is the capital of Spain
I'm counting on my fingers, I'm in the passing lane
Going slow slow slow slow slow !
Twenty Twenty Twenty four years ago, I be educated
We fought Hitler at the Alamo, I be educated
I done went to college, to improve my brain
Now I know that Abraham Lincoln was insane
I'm counting on my fingers, I don't know my own name
Because I'm slow slow slow slow slow!
Twenty Twenty Twenty four years ago, I be educated
Japan was invaded by Fidel Castro, I be educated
They sent me to college to get inside my head
But everything above my neck might as well be dead
So they just made me a defensive end instead
Hut hut hut two three fo!
Twenty Twenty Twenty four years ago, I be educated
The Queen of France was Marilyn Monroe, I be educated
They sent me to college, I failed the SAT
Affirmative Action, Opportunity
All I did was play football, but I got a degree
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
B-b-Bubba-b-b-b-Bubba. I be educated
Duh-duh-duh-duh, d-d-d-duh duh. I be educated
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