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Song Parodies -> "Your Fur Is Gray"
Original Song Title:
"Go All The Way"
Original Performer:
The Raspberries / Eric Carmen
Parody Song Title:
"Your Fur Is Gray"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
I,
Never knew how mean chipmunks could be,
'Til one dissed me and said to me:
Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!
You have no stripes!
(Have no stripes!)
You're like a nude deer in ti-i-i-ights!
Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!
You look so gross!
(Look so gross!)
Don't ever come near my hole!
Then,
Ninety chipmunks appeared before me,
And together I heard them say:
Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!
You have no stripes!
(Have no stripes!)
You're like a squirrel in ti-i-i-ights!
Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!
You look so gross!
(Look so gross!)
Don't ever come near my hole!
( 90 chipmunks start playing chipmunk-air-guitar )
I never knew they were cruel and mean!
They had a hole in my yard where their nuts they would keep
But now they've changed,
And it feels so strange!
I run in fright when they say all those things to me,
When they say:
(Hu-mon!) Hu-mon!
(Hu-mon!) Mm-mm!
(Hu-mon!) Hu-mon!
(Hu-mon!)
We'll bleed you! (Hu-mon!)
We'll bug you! (Hu-mon!)
We'll bleed you! (Hu-mon!)
HA-HA! (HU-MON!)
Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!
You have no stripes!
(Have no stripes!)
You're like a weasel in ti-i-i-ights!
Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!
You look so gross!
(Look so gross!)
Don't ever come near my hole, oh no!
(chipmunk-air-guitar)
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Ooo-ooo-ooo!
Oh-oh!
(Ha! Ha-ha!)
Your fur is gray!
(Ha! Ha-ha!)
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
(chipmunk-air-guitar fade-out)
Never knew how mean chipmunks could be,
'Til one dissed me and said to me:
Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!
You have no stripes!
(Have no stripes!)
You're like a nude deer in ti-i-i-ights!
Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!
You look so gross!
(Look so gross!)
Don't ever come near my hole!
Then,
Ninety chipmunks appeared before me,
And together I heard them say:
Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!
You have no stripes!
(Have no stripes!)
You're like a squirrel in ti-i-i-ights!
Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!
You look so gross!
(Look so gross!)
Don't ever come near my hole!
( 90 chipmunks start playing chipmunk-air-guitar )
I never knew they were cruel and mean!
They had a hole in my yard where their nuts they would keep
But now they've changed,
And it feels so strange!
I run in fright when they say all those things to me,
When they say:
(Hu-mon!) Hu-mon!
(Hu-mon!) Mm-mm!
(Hu-mon!) Hu-mon!
(Hu-mon!)
We'll bleed you! (Hu-mon!)
We'll bug you! (Hu-mon!)
We'll bleed you! (Hu-mon!)
HA-HA! (HU-MON!)
Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!
You have no stripes!
(Have no stripes!)
You're like a weasel in ti-i-i-ights!
Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!
You look so gross!
(Look so gross!)
Don't ever come near my hole, oh no!
(chipmunk-air-guitar)
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Ooo-ooo-ooo!
Oh-oh!
(Ha! Ha-ha!)
Your fur is gray!
(Ha! Ha-ha!)
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
(chipmunk-air-guitar fade-out)
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Was I ever creeped out first thing in the morning! :D 5's
Nice job, Johnny D! I could just see Alvin and the Chipmunks belting this one out!
Thank you, Adagio and MasonR. I have no idea why I thought of chipmunks. Maybe I need help. Or maybe it's all those frickin' chipmunk holes in our yard.
Better furry feet than grey fur....
Spoken like a true halfling, Merry, thank you!
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