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Song Parodies -> "What I Like About Jews!"
Original Song Title:
"What I Like About You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Romantics
Parody Song Title:
"What I Like About Jews!"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
I get the distinct feeling I may have some atoning to do very soon.
What I Like About Jews!
Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
What I like about Jews?
They're super-smart!
But they're never acting
Holier than thou art!
Fundamentalist or Reform
Test scores will surpass the national norm
Well, it's true!
That's what I like about Jews!
What I like about Jews?
They really know how to cook!
When they make latkes, matzoh balls,
Rugele's off the hook!
Always offering stuff to eat,
Wash it down with a nice glass tea
Or some juice!
That's what I like about Jews!
Wow!
Hey!
What I like about Jews?
The girls are oh so loud!
Always wanna grab that
Spotlight in a crowd!
Yeah,
Showing off their humongous chests!
Then they ace that Calculus test,
They cut loose!
That's what I like about Jews!
What I like about Jews?
They're show biz stars!
Woody Allen, Jack Benny, Groucho and the brothers Marx!
Bette Midler and Jerry Lewis,
He's a Jew and she's a Jewish
Chanteuse!
That's what I like about Jews!
Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
What I like about Jews?
Their rabbis rock!
Chassidim, Sephardim, Russian or Orthodox!
Those Israelis and Diasporics
They got a faith that's way historic
Who knew?
That's what I like about Jews!
What I like about Jews?
They believe in peace!
Withdraw settlements, calm down the Middle East!
Don't you call me anti-Semitic
Just because I'm a Sharon critic!
You, too?
That's what I like about Jews!
Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
What I like about Jews?
They're super-smart!
But they're never acting
Holier than thou art!
Fundamentalist or Reform
Test scores will surpass the national norm
Well, it's true!
That's what I like about Jews!
What I like about Jews?
They really know how to cook!
When they make latkes, matzoh balls,
Rugele's off the hook!
Always offering stuff to eat,
Wash it down with a nice glass tea
Or some juice!
That's what I like about Jews!
Wow!
Hey!
What I like about Jews?
The girls are oh so loud!
Always wanna grab that
Spotlight in a crowd!
Yeah,
Showing off their humongous chests!
Then they ace that Calculus test,
They cut loose!
That's what I like about Jews!
What I like about Jews?
They're show biz stars!
Woody Allen, Jack Benny, Groucho and the brothers Marx!
Bette Midler and Jerry Lewis,
He's a Jew and she's a Jewish
Chanteuse!
That's what I like about Jews!
Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
What I like about Jews?
Their rabbis rock!
Chassidim, Sephardim, Russian or Orthodox!
Those Israelis and Diasporics
They got a faith that's way historic
Who knew?
That's what I like about Jews!
What I like about Jews?
They believe in peace!
Withdraw settlements, calm down the Middle East!
Don't you call me anti-Semitic
Just because I'm a Sharon critic!
You, too?
That's what I like about Jews!
Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
Hey!
Ah-a-ha!
©Bob Gomez 2003 How about a song about Episcopalians? No? Tough crowd.
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Bob, Hillarious! I was goning to write to this song "What I hate about Jews (The Adolf Hitler song)", but I think Im gonna refrian from that...lol.......You mention Russian Jews, for this Ill quote Woody Allen in "Love and death": Boris (Woody ALlen): Whats a jew Priest: Here I have some sketches (hands him sketches) Boris: Do they all have horns like that? Priest: No, thats the Russian Jew, here's a German Jew, they have stripes Yeah, the joke is wrong, but since Woody is a jew its funny
Oy vey iz mir... You ought to be sentenced to 40 days and 40 nights of reading nothing but "Sk8erBoi" parodies. What a schmuck! (Once again, ladies and joims, please note the difference between satire and genuine anger. I'm not gonna sic the ADL on Bob.)
Best Religion Parody
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH i LOVE this song
can u plz write one to the lyrics of ...
what i hate about jews .coz i'm just sick of them
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