Song Parodies -> "Poser-kids in the UK"

Original Song Title:

"Anarchy in the UK"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Sex Pistols

Parody Song Title:

"Poser-kids in the UK"

Parody Written by:

Splinter

The Lyrics

I hate posers*, I love the pistols!!!*Also spelt poseurs*

Right ! now ! ha ha ha ha ha

I am an poser-kid
I am an loser kid
Say 'yo' all I want 'cos
I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the goths in sight 'cos I

I wanna be a poser-kid!
This is our bid!

Poser-kids for the UK it's coming sometime and maybe
I hate those posh kids 'cos they're so refined!
You a poser? Then you're fine by me! Cos I!

Wanna be a poser kid!
In the ghetto!

How many ways to skateboard with kids?
I can't really, they'll never see!
I use the board as a tray, or a megaphone, so I can say that

I wanna be a poser-kid!
Maybe I should shut my lid!

Is this the rapper's place?
Or is this a goth's face?
Or, like Sid, I can't play the bass?
I thought it was that was a different case, or just
Another school team
Another jock's dream

I wanna be a poser-kid!
Oh what a kid!
Get egotism and destroy!

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Sid Lives - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT SID VICIOUS CAN'T PLAY BASS? you are a faggot-fucker douche bag.

Drunken Pixie - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Wasn't funny at all. Posers are destroying what punk really stands for. Plus,I am a goth, and there is nothing wrong with that.

Splinter - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment

It's taking the piss out of posers, and Sid Vicious couldn't play the bass, for a fact. I like the Pistols, anyway.

Splinter - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment

You people have no clue. There are no posers, goths, grungers, punks etc. We are all people, and that's all. Also Sid Vicious couldn't play bass and used to be a drummer pre Sex Pistols

Impmons True Tamer - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment

WOOT! GO SPLINTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Anyhow - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment

This was a pretty decent parody. In fact, maybe I'm the only one, I thought that the line about Sid was pretty clever seeing as he was a "poser" for not being able to play the bass well at all.

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