Song Parodies -> "Jail the Fascist Quisling"

Original Song Title:

"Friggin' In The Riggin'"

Original Performer:

The Sex Pistols

Parody Song Title:

"Jail the Fascist Quisling"

Parody Written by:

I Met Glen Matlock

The Lyrics

This cover by the Sex Pistols is a variation of a British sea shanty sometimes titled 'Good Ship Venus'. The lyrics are VERY raunchy to say the least and the Sex Pistols truly used some ribald humor in their version. It appears on their 1979 'Great Rock'n'Roll Swindle' compilation album. The subject I used for this parody is an extremely disgusting and obscene excuse of a human being, one of the worst in recent history but I cleaned up quite a bit of the language from the original Sex Pistols song.

Diaper Donnie the antichrist
He is an incest-monger
Loves to get spanked on the ass
For his sexual picker-upper

Donnie Traitor was installed
By Russian cyberhacking
He isn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

[Chorus:]
Spank that Donnie Douchebag!
Jail that Mussolini!
Jail that fascist quisling!
What the hell is there to do?

Diaper Donnie, fascist pig
The worst of modern ages
Kidnap ethnic children and then
Stick them into cages

Donnie Dirtbag is a puppet
To Russia's Vladimir Putin
Sold the nation to that jerk
So he could get a Moscow tower

[Chorus]

Donnie TrashTrump, Caligula
His daughter he does molest
Wife number 3 is a porn star
While he commits the incest

Tries to overturn the vote
He is a sulking loser
Tried to strangle limo driver
And tossed his lunch against the wall

[Chorus]

Der Fuehrer has a daughter
He's openly lusting after
She sits on his knee, he squeezed her tits
Backseat in the limosine

He always was stealing dough
To build a new Berlin Wall
Always lying out the ass
With his hateful violent trash talk

[Chorus]

January 6, 2021 should've proven once and for all what a worthless pile of shit Donald Spankyboy Trump truly is. In my lifetime Richard Nixon resigned and didn't try to overthrow the government. Gerald Ford lost the 1976 election and he left the White House. Same for Jimmy Carter in 1981 and George H W Bush in 1993. They all lost second term elections and they took their lumps like the MEN they are. They are gracious losers but they all were mature about it and went on to other things, respectable things. Trump is a CHUMP, a fascist crybaby PIG who has the maturity of a 3-year-old brat. He is WORTHLESS.

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