Song Parodies -> "Cheetos"

Original Song Title:

"Ego Is Not A Dirty Word"

Original Performer:

"Cheetos"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

If I do not have my Cheetos, I will lose my mind tonight
If I do not get my Cheetos, it will not be a pretty sight
If you do not give me Cheetos, I will be an awful pest
If I do not receive Cheetos, I will scream and get undressed.

Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Go get your own bag, now don't be rude

Yes, Chester wants his Cheetos, and he will be happy today
All the crispy crunchy Cheetos, they all make my teeth decay
I caught you there, eating Cheetos, orange powder on your thumb
Plain or Puffed or Twisty Cheetos, I gotta get me some

Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Go get your own bag, now don't be rude

I used to keep my Cheetos in the cupboard drawer
Where are they? Did you move them?
Look in the trunk, look in the fridge door
I hope I did not lose 'em
So hey now, you got Cheetos?
They come in funny shapes
Ooh, I found 'em baby
Quick now, close the drapes!

Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Pour them all out, roll around in the nude!

Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cook them all up, baked, broiled fried or stewed!

Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Gotta believe, I am one obsessed dude!

CHEETOS!

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Matthias - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment

This like the snack was dangerously cheesy!!!

stuart mcarthur - September 17, 2007 - Report this comment

love it Ag! - very true to the OS, one of Skyhooks's biggest hits and the title track of their second album, and I loved your humorous take, esp. "Quick now, close the drapes!" - 555

Rex - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Hah! Caught you orange-handed! Well written, well paced. I would have preferred a little variety among the 15 "Cheetos is such a yummy food" lines, but you did match the OS. Several lines stood out, but for some reason the thought of stewed Cheetos tickled me.

bobpiecheese - October 07, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) A bit repetitive, but other than that well done! Though I can't believe you DIDN'T use the 'dangerously cheesy' line! It's only the tag line for crying out loud! No offense or anything. Keep up the good work!

stuart mcarthur - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) LOL again, Ag

Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 09, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Pacing was amazing. Yes, repetitive, but with this song hard not to be. You did a great job. . .I do hope you don't actually put them in the fridge, that just sounds like it'd affect the taste, but then again maybe it will keep them fresh longer.

Jack Wilson - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment

This was awesome! 5s

Syncronos - October 11, 2007 - Report this comment

I'm finding it hard to believe you came up with this WITHOUT the advantage of a weed-induced munchie fit...this is GREAT! I'm going to go get me some Cheetos right now! 555 bags should be enough...

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