Song Parodies -> "Bode Miller"

Original Song Title:

"Psycho Killer"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Talking Heads

Parody Song Title:

"Bode Miller"

Parody Written by:

EnvyingWeirdAl

The Lyrics

This is about U.S skier Bode Miller's 'inspirational' 2006 Winter Olympics performance. It's also based off of news stories/interviews of him.

Last night I just got totally trashed
I'm gonna ski drunk, hope I
don't get smashed
I can't ski 'cause I'm so hungover
Man, Nike really got screwed over

Bode Miller
Cannot ski
Fa fa fa fall fa fa fa fa fall fall, better
Win win win win win win win today
Bode MIller
Cannot ski
Fa fa fa fall fa fa fa fa fall fall, better
Win win win win win win win today

You start a competition, you can't even finish it
Your bragging a lot, but your not saying anything.
"Am I going for the gold? I just don't care.
The Olympics? It's not a big deal. "

Bode Miller
Cannot ski
Fa fa fa fall fa fa fa fa fall fall, better
Win win win win win win win today
Bode MIller
Cannot ski
Fa fa fa fall fa fa fa fa fall fall, better
Win win win win win win win today

"Who cares about steroid drugs?"
"Your Nike's spokesman" he just shrugs.
We all thought he'd win first place.
He didn't finish his last race.

Nike execs must be blind
Bode MIler's way out of his mind

Psycho Miller
On one ski
Fa fa fa fall fa fa fa fa fall fall, better
Win win win win win win win today
Bode MIller
Cannot ski
Fa fa fa fall fa fa fa fa fall fall, better
Win win win win win win win today

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Michael Pacholek - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment

Almost a year late, but Bode's -- I'm being loose with the language here -- performance was, to use VH1's phrase, awesomely bad enough to be timeless. So this is still a welcome parody. After all, who skis drunk? And admits it? Well, maybe Michael Kennedy did, but the rest of the family doesn't! Well, maybe Kennedy-in-law Arnold Schwarzenegger, who's still in the process of paying for it, medically if not legally. As for Bode, he couldn't get elected dogcatcher now.

EnvyingWeirdAl - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, yeah I wondered if anybody still remembered that guy, what a joke. I still can't believe how apathetic he was. I knew the topic was old but then a couple of lines popped into my head and I couldn't resist.

Michael Pacholek - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment

I had a similar problem when I wrote "Every Dress You Take" about 6 months after Winona Ryder's little problem. But then, some of us write parodies about historical events, even hundreds of years old. In the immortal words of Mel Brooks, "The only sin is not being funny." If you think it's funny, try it. The worst thing we can do is say some nasty things. If so, you'll live to write again. So, go for it.

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