-> "Molest Them Up, Michael Jackson!"
Original Song Title:
"Build Me Up Buttercup"
Original Performer:
The Temtations
Parody Song Title:
"Molest Them Up, Michael Jackson!"
Parody Written by:
Cazztro
The Lyrics
He had some skin surgery, at the quarter of three
He looks gay, The michael jackson way (blah blah blah)
At first he was black now i'm a white as a cat
In Taiwan, during the winter day
(Gay, Gay, Gay) Michael Jackson is so confused
(Gay, Gay, Gay) He's looking white and now wearing clown shoes
(Gay, Gay, Gay) I'll call him up
And tell him how he scares kids in peru
Ooo-oo-ooo-ooo-oo-ooo
Why has he molested (molested) other dude's babies
Just to play around (play around) in neverland town
And then after that (after that) he plays like an innocent aristocrat
No one believes that
He needs law (He needs law) he needs a lawyer now baby
Or he'll get arrested in jail
So bail him out (bail him out)
All you folks better not fail
To Jackson some boys are even better than toys in the store
Come close i'll tell you more (Blah Blah Blah)
Although he's a guy, the gender roles don't apply anymore
He'll touch on anyone
(Gay, Gay, Gay) Michael Jackson does many crimes
(Gay, Gay, Gay) From touching boys won't he learn sometime
(Gay, Gay, Gay) That he'll be marked
As the gay monarch of the whole world
Screw-Screw-screw that
Why has he molested (molested) other dude's babies
Just to play around (play around) in neverland town
And then after that (after that) he plays like an innocent aristocrat
No one believes that
He needs law (He needs law) he needs a lawyer now baby
Or he'll get arrested in jail
So bail him out (bail him out)
All you folks better not fail
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