your girl is it bringing you down,
I said young girl, when that time comes around,
I said young girl, does your head start to pound,
when your guts just seem to explode

young gal, now you're wearing dark slacks
I said young girl, have you packed your tampax?
I said young girl need relief to the max,
I have got a new herb treatment..

and you can have a midol free day
yes you can have midol free days
it cures every pain, from your head to your feet,
you will be oh so sweet..

you can have midol free days
midol free days
this cures everything
all the better you feel
and this herbal relief is so real

no drug cures the pain by itself,
I say young girl, put it back on the shelf,
I say young girl try this herb for your self
it's the one to take this away

young gal, all the pain will regress,
I say young gal, then no more PMS
I say young gal, you will be at your best
when you take this herb at bedtime

and you can have a midol free day
yes you can have midol free days
it cures every pain, from your head to your feet,
you will be oh so sweet..

you can have midol free days
midol free days
this cures everything
all the better you feel
and this herbal relief is so real

young gal, glad I'm not in your shoes,
I said young gal, it's just body abuse
I said young gal, it's the thing you can use
just one small dose is magic

young gal, eyes are closed dim the lamps,
I said young gal, sufering menstrual cramps,
I said young gal, ask your grandma or gramps
what they used to take way back when
and you can have a midol free day
yes you can have midol free days
it cures every pain, from your head to your feet,
you will be oh so sweet..

you can have midol free days
midol free days
this cures everything
all the better you feel
and this herbal relief is so real