-> "In the Kriegsmarine"
Original Song Title:
"In the Navy"
Parody Song Title:
"In the Kriegsmarine"
The Lyrics
Different kind of treasure
Convoy-destroying pleasure
With German technology
Two "Happy Times" early-war until end of '42
Terror lurked under the sea
When U-boat threat was high
N Atlantic tough times
Churchill was very worried
Doenitz had a grand plan
U-boats were in demand
Strangle Britain, cause defeat!
In the Kriegsmarine
Ja, you can stalk the seven seas
In the Kriegsmarine
Ja, fish in water are Zaunkonig
In the Kriegsmarine
Type VIIC, 88 deck gun- BLAM!!!
In the Kriegsmarine, in the Kriegsmarine
Sinking ships- Hitler's demand
In the Kriegsmarine
Come on, protect the Fatherland
In the Kriegsmarine
Take downed airman back to dry land
In the Kriegsmarine
Sinking ships- Hitler's demand
In the Kriegsmarine, in the Kriegsmarine, in the Kriegsmarine (in the KM)
They sunk you, they sunk you
And millions of tons to boot!!!
Into harm they ventured
Facing Allied destroyers
And yet they were up to task
High percentage loss rate
Most met a depth-charge fate
But still fought on until the last (day)
Aircraft sometimes nailed one
In bold surface raids
Amid all the flak guns firing
In the daylight often seen
U-boats of the Kriegsmarine
The Wolfpacks always hunting
In the Kriegsmarine
Ja, you can stalk the seven seas
In the Kriegsmarine
Ja, fish in water are Zaunkonig
In the Kriegsmarine
Type VIIC, 88 deck gun- BLAM!!!
In the Kriegsmarine, in the Kriegsmarine
Sinking ships- Hitler's demand
In the Kriegsmarine
Come on, protect the Fatherland
In the Kriegsmarine
Take downed airman back to dry land
In the Kriegsmarine
Sinking ships- Hitler's demand
In the Kriegsmarine, in the Kriegsmarine, in the Kriegsmarine (in the KM)
They sunk you, they sunk you
And millions of tons to boot!!!
At sea...
They sunk you, they sunk you
In the end with an Elektroboot*
And oh how they loved to slaughter
Ja, "Das Boot"
Underwater predators were the pride of Germany
Last boats were new, they had a few... in the Kriegsmarine
Sub pen safety net?
Nein, overrun, by numbers of men and machines
They never got 300 boats** in the Kriegsmarine...
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