Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn pee-pee collection
Where can you begin to make your dreams all fall flat
On the land or in the bowl
Where can you learn to run
Play in sports and and go down the hole
Study sewage management
Sign up for the tiny band
Or sit on the restroom stand
When your team and others meet

In the whizzer
Yes, you can flush PP away
In the whizzer
Yes, you can flush Cleanax away
In the whizzer
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the whizzer, in the whizzer
Won't you piss your life away?
In the whizzer
Another ugly waste of clay
In the whizzer
Come piddle on your fellow man
In the whizzer
Come on people, and make a stand
In the whizzer, in the whizzer, in the whizzer

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new plumbers fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
But don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always stinky pisscan
Polluting the land and sea

In the whizzer
Yes, you can flush dead socks away
In the whizzer
Yes, you can flush it all away
In the whizzer
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the whizzer, in the whizzer
Can't you see we need a hand
In the whizzer
Come on, pollute the motherland
In the whizzer
Come on piddle on your fellow man
In the whizzer
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the whizzer, in the whizzer, in the whizzer (in the whizzer)

[Call & Response]
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

Who, me?

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

But, but, but, I'm scared of the sewer
Hey, hey look
Man, I turn green even watching pee-pee on the TV!

They want you, they want you in the whizzer

Oh god dammit!
What am I gonna do in a sewage treatment plant?

They want you, they want you in the whizzer

In the whizzer
Yes, you can flush bungwipe away
In the whizzer
Yes, you can flush it all away
In the whizzer
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the whizzer, in the whizzer
Can't you see we need a hand
In the whizzer
Come pollute the motherland
In the whizzer
Come on piddle on your fellow man
In the whizzer
Come on be bold and make a stand