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Song Parodies -> "On Christmas Eve"
Original Song Title:
"Behind Blue Eyes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Who
Parody Song Title:
"On Christmas Eve"
Parody Written by:
Ayhab
The Lyrics
Midi is at http://webpages.charter.net/ayhab/behindblueeyes.mid
No one knows what it's like
To be the fat man
Red suit and red hat man
On Christmas eve
No one knows what it's like
To bring new toys
For all the girls and boys
And then just turn and leave
But my dreams they aren't as empty
As my toy sack seems to be
I fly hours, alone and lonely
No Christmas parties
No presents for me....
No one knows what it's like
Bringing joy and laughter
For snowy morning after
But never see
No one knows how it feels
Christmas lights blinking
Envious while thinking
How fun their day will be
But my dreams
Are not as empty
As my toy sack seems to be
I fly hours, alone and lonely
No yuletide carols
No kisses for me
Just one time I'd like to be there
To see what Christmas morning's like
See Samantha play with her new doll
See young Joey ride his bike
Then later on drink lots of egg nog
Linger under the mistletoe
Sing some carols round the fire
Have some fun before I go
No one knows what it's like
To be the fat man
Red suit and red hat man
On Christmas eve.
To be the fat man
Red suit and red hat man
On Christmas eve
No one knows what it's like
To bring new toys
For all the girls and boys
And then just turn and leave
But my dreams they aren't as empty
As my toy sack seems to be
I fly hours, alone and lonely
No Christmas parties
No presents for me....
No one knows what it's like
Bringing joy and laughter
For snowy morning after
But never see
No one knows how it feels
Christmas lights blinking
Envious while thinking
How fun their day will be
But my dreams
Are not as empty
As my toy sack seems to be
I fly hours, alone and lonely
No yuletide carols
No kisses for me
Just one time I'd like to be there
To see what Christmas morning's like
See Samantha play with her new doll
See young Joey ride his bike
Then later on drink lots of egg nog
Linger under the mistletoe
Sing some carols round the fire
Have some fun before I go
No one knows what it's like
To be the fat man
Red suit and red hat man
On Christmas eve.
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