-> "Witch's Brew"
Original Song Title:
"5:15"
Parody Song Title:
"Witch's Brew"
The Lyrics
Don’t be too scared
I’m well prepared…
Witch’s cuisine
(Cauldron is flowing)
A toad would be spiffy
(My thirst is growing)
Cookbooks are instructive
(“Potions For Dummies”)
Feel free to dig in
(Filling your tummies!)
Magically boiled
On the stove it gets warmer
Quick salivation
Fresh newt minds and ant toes
Add a half-cup of water
Pop in the oven
Toss in piranhas
And a porcupine nose
Snack time, Lunchtime
(Pick out the bones)
Snack time, Munch time
(Bubbles and foams)
Snack time, Crunch time
(I bite and chew)
Chilled monkey brains and the Wit-ch’s Brew
Come-hither knight take a bite
Food don’t taste right, it’s a fright
Take a sip from the goblet
Head is spinning
Drink with possum sweat
Oops! Your hair’s thinning!
No need to fret
Hair’ll be bunching
Swallow toad wart!!!
Warlock’s lunching
Here man chug
Sips and blots to the bathroom
Sadly contagious
Soon you’re running there too
I taste the cup
Bright orange it’s glowing
Hugely climatic
I’m turned into a newt
Small size, Eat flies
(Hide under stones)
Disguise, Large eyes
(Swamp’s where I roam)
Unwise, Revise
(What should I do?)
Adding champagne to the Wit-ch’s Brew
This is insane and a pain
Out of my brain, bugs I slain (That I slain, that I slain)
Brew!
It’s not humane, I must complain
Lizard tongue!
Brew!
This is profane
I must disdain (must disdane, must disdane)
Wetland terrain
Don’t be too scared
I’m well prepared…
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How Funny: | 4.9 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.9 | |
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