Scotland Yard knows what to do
(the bust, the tragic bust)
I get on the site that takes me to you
(the bust, the tragic bust)
I'm real nervous, I see you smile,
(the bust, the tragic bust)
this makes me a pedophile

thank you 'net for getting me here
(the bust, the tragic bust)
people now think I'm kinda queer
(the bust, the tragic bust)
I didnt want to cause no fuss
(the bust, the tragic bust)
this aint the life for all of us
(the bust, the tragic bust)

noooooooooooooooooooo

I used my credit card to pay
(the bust, the tragic bus)
want to avoid the bust, but see babes each day
(the bust, the tragic bust)

I boughtit I bought it I bought it I bought it (shouldnt have it
toddlers and infants every day
just to snap a pic of your baby
thuppence and sixpence each day
and they'll pose for me every way

thank you 'net for getting me here
(the bust, the tragic bust)
people now think I'm kinda queer
(the bust, the tragic bust)
I didnt want to cause no fuss
(the bust, the tragic bust)
this aint the life for all of us
(the bust, the tragic bust)

I boughtit I bought it I bought it I bought it (shouldnt have it
toddlers and infants every day

read the papers about my bust
(the bust, the tragic bust)
as I try to deny this tragic bust
(the bust, the tragic bust)