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Song Parodies -> "No One's Foolin' Glenn"
Original Song Title:
"Won't Get Fooled Again"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Who
Parody Song Title:
"No One's Foolin' Glenn"
Parody Written by:
Stormin Norman
The Lyrics
He’ll be writhing on the screen
Like he missed his thorazine
And the morass that he wordsmiths will be long
As he vents and sputters on
Wincing, tut-tut, it’s all wrong
He could cry; this Obama thing’s a con
He’ll be right back, to resume his confusion
Making sounds that defy evolution
Wild chagrin, as he flails all around
Stricken by Obama’s play:
Thugs are on the way!
And he’ll get all aggrieved and say:
Hey, no one’s foolin’ Glenn!
Deranged, and blandly dumb
Who knew he’d last this long
He’s unmitigated froth and folderol
And his worldview’s just insane
Conspiracy and blame
Caustic banter, stares and groans…Mr. Beck’s sore
He’ll be right back, with a screwball conclusion
Taking bows, for his crude contribution
Bile and spit for the change that abounds
Pick apart and harp and bray
Just like Hanni-tay
And he’ll get all aggrieved and say:
Hey, no one’s foolin’ Glenn!
Hell no!
He screwed himself and he started his slide
After prattlin’ to the Fox Friendly Bri
He shed lots of sponsors, a pile said goodbye
‘Cause he swore that Obama guy’s anti-White!
True fact?
There’s nothing in his screeds;
Looks mainly ignorant to me
Just the moanings of a crazed, frightened mind
Always ranting at the Left
Always panders to the Right
Man it’s clear he’s overblown and over-hyped
He’ll be right back with his truth revolution
ACORN’s bound for some Beck prosecution
Riled and pissed at the change all around
Kiss goodbye the USA--
Sieg Heil, Death Camp bait!
And he’ll get all aggrieved and say:
Hey, no one’s foolin’ Glenn!
No one’s foolin’ Glenn!
Hell, no!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
He’s the new blot
Brainy as mold rot
Like he missed his thorazine
And the morass that he wordsmiths will be long
As he vents and sputters on
Wincing, tut-tut, it’s all wrong
He could cry; this Obama thing’s a con
He’ll be right back, to resume his confusion
Making sounds that defy evolution
Wild chagrin, as he flails all around
Stricken by Obama’s play:
Thugs are on the way!
And he’ll get all aggrieved and say:
Hey, no one’s foolin’ Glenn!
Deranged, and blandly dumb
Who knew he’d last this long
He’s unmitigated froth and folderol
And his worldview’s just insane
Conspiracy and blame
Caustic banter, stares and groans…Mr. Beck’s sore
He’ll be right back, with a screwball conclusion
Taking bows, for his crude contribution
Bile and spit for the change that abounds
Pick apart and harp and bray
Just like Hanni-tay
And he’ll get all aggrieved and say:
Hey, no one’s foolin’ Glenn!
Hell no!
He screwed himself and he started his slide
After prattlin’ to the Fox Friendly Bri
He shed lots of sponsors, a pile said goodbye
‘Cause he swore that Obama guy’s anti-White!
True fact?
There’s nothing in his screeds;
Looks mainly ignorant to me
Just the moanings of a crazed, frightened mind
Always ranting at the Left
Always panders to the Right
Man it’s clear he’s overblown and over-hyped
He’ll be right back with his truth revolution
ACORN’s bound for some Beck prosecution
Riled and pissed at the change all around
Kiss goodbye the USA--
Sieg Heil, Death Camp bait!
And he’ll get all aggrieved and say:
Hey, no one’s foolin’ Glenn!
No one’s foolin’ Glenn!
Hell, no!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
He’s the new blot
Brainy as mold rot
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I saw and heard a little of Glenn Beck on TV. He's really something, especially the way he rants. Also, I read in Wiki that he refers himself more as an entertainer, commentator, rather than a reporter. Hilarious parody, though! 5's!
Great job!
I did my own Glenn parody, it's here:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/cowboymouth0.shtml
The guy's certifiable. I'm working on piece about this Dbag and about other screw-loose "pundits" for a series.
No surprise here...I like Beck. Nonetheless, nice job! I'm not the SOB who sticks ones on something I disagree with. Voltaire said it..."I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"...and to tickle my funny bone in the process, lol ;D
Looks like the pacing is good.
Nice send up Glenn. It was as funny as he is. Great to see that your pacing scores are all 5's (even though some didn't like this one) as the rhymes, stress and pacing on this are terrific.
Thanks CMM, S89, JB, OMR, b21, and T1K for appreciating the effort and taking the time to let me know. Love the civil feedback!
@Old Man Ribber: Voltaire forever, Old Man, and merci bien for the graciousness despite your Beck bent. I tried my best to take, but not shoot, the prisoner.
@Timmy1000, and blackjack21: I am gratified that you noticed and noted. I tried my very best to hit 'em all just right in every way. Had an amazing set of originals to work with thanks to Mr. Townshend.
@Stonemason89, thanks, and thanks for turning me on to CM. I really liked the original and your parody...great sing-along choruses!
@John Barry, I'll keep an eye out for the series, keep it on the sunny/funny bone side for OMR!
@John Barry, I'll keep an eye out for the series, keep it on the sunny/funny bone side for OMR!
@Christie Marie M, thanks for the high fives. Here's hoping GB refers himself to a therapist for his delusional paranoia, although it's a big part of his entertainment value, such as it is. Not everything's a conspiracy, Glenn buddy!
Okay I'll stop hogging all the comments. Friday night energy at work. Thanks again, people!
Okay I'll stop hogging all the comments. Friday night energy at work. Thanks again, people!
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