-> "Good Luck Defying Gravity, Porker"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Behind Blue Eyes"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"Good Luck Defying Gravity, Porker"
				Parody Written by: 
Bad Puppy
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			No one can ride a bike
When they're a fat man
Can't fit in pants, man
When you're big-sized
When it comes to love life,
Your chances weighted
You've not been dated
Cuz no one likes your thighs
The ice cream container's empty
Like your cupboards soon will be
You've got blubber, down some hoagies
If fat is honey, then you're the bee
This scale shows what you're like
After Thanksgiving...you're all poofed
No beans for you!
No one compares in farts, to your hinus
None of these grains or oats
Go through you
The ice cream container's empty
Like your cupboards soon will be
You've got blubber, down some hoagies
If fat is honey, then you're the bee
When hunger sneaks up, go a joggin'
Before you eat more bacon and eggs
When you smile, you best not have snuck food
Or else we'll throw you in Jenny Craig
And if you swallow anything meat-filled
We will jog you 'till you croak
One bite of liver, please get yourself running
...in snow storms, don't act like you're cold
No one knows what it's like
To be lard ass, man
When you're in France, man
And you're big-sized
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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