i'm near my home
but yet i can't find my home
i'm goin' senile
well, i'll never find my home
and how awful i feel
goin' senile...feelin' stupid

watch the numbers on the curb
i'm not sure if its my road
goin' senile
its an unfamiliar street
i walk for hours till i'm beat
goin' senile...feelin' stupid

hopeless i stood
once knew this city
its all a blur to me
i'm out of my tree
can't find my home
cause i'm senile
oh no
help help

my mind's been wiped clean
all's obscurity
cause i'm senile
a local, born and bred
i see no landmarks ahead
cause i'm senile...feelin' stupid

feelin' stupid
though, just fifty
i'm not lucid
just a little dippy

i'm a stooge now
stupid...feelin' loopy, yeah

feelin' stupid...loopy, goofy, yeah
stupid, yeah
senile senile senile senile

doctors ain't found no solution
i've a fair amount of whimsy
its an intrusion
call the police...see if someone's missed me
i'm senile
oooh...yeah, yeah
senile senile senile, yeah