-> "Be Kind To Flies"
Original Song Title:
"Behind Blue Eyes"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Be Kind To Flies"
The Lyrics
no one knows what its like
to have a wingspan...be set to spring, man
be kind to flies
no one knows what its like
to be swatted...to be not dead
but hanging unto life
and they scream....as they fly limply
not as cautious as a bee
they live hours, known as homely
they don't seek vengeance...when treated mean
no one knows what they're like...their insect feelings
fly and zoom...until their doom
no one tries very hard...to win favor
all of us causing woe...as they flew
through the screens...the herd all empty
and they congregate with me
though i tower...they all love me
with love and patience...they'll never flee
once my fist smashed...cracked 'em open
i would abuse them...i'd lose my cool
i was cruel..to flies i was bad news
then i would laugh...though i felt a fool
but that's hollow, zany and evil
slapped 'tween fingers, as they float
and if they quiver...i'd just try to spank 'em
twist 'em up...try to get their goat
no one knows what they're like
they ain't half bad, man
their lives are sad, man
be kind to flies
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