-> "Snoring"
Original Song Title:
"The Boys Are Back In Town"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Snoring"
The Lyrics
A gripe from all the chicks I date
That bed at night noise is their complaint
None of them will stay too late
This lowers my chance of getting laid
I have tried to not be so loud
But my vocal chords are well endowed
When I wake up the chick ain’t found
(To me to say it’s bad is crazy)
The noise from me is loud
(The noise from me is loud)
I said…
The noise in sleep is loud
(The noise in sleep is loud)
The noise I make is wowed
(The noise I make is wowed)
Of noise I’m not too proud
(Of noise I’m not too proud)
You know that babe who was like really hot?
I got her in bed and now she can’t hear squat
Cause my throat is far too cruel, I am distraught
I left that gal screaming
My snoring is a huge disgrace
You can probably hear it from deep outer space
Sounds like you’re in an air base
I have two deaf people as my neighbors
The noise from me is loud
(The noise from me is loud)
I said…
The noise is too damn loud
(The noise is too damn loud)
My noise is not allowed
(My noise is not allowed)
The noise seems to surround
(The noise seems to surround)
Hear it though my town
Make your temples pound
There’s whining from the hounds
When at a concert your ears kill
I’m two times those decibels
I sound just like a huge sawmill
When I go to bed at night you’d better leave here
A doctor said he’ll perform an operation on my lungs
My nights will be more silent when he gets done
He gets done sound will be gone
I’ll miss the noise, but gain women
The noise is now turned down
(The noise is now turned down)
My noise made people frown
(My noise made people frown)
My noise made eardrums pound
(My noise made eardrums pound)
Doc turned my snores down
My noise used to astound
(My noise used to astound)
(The noise I lack, the noise I lack)
The noise is now drowned out, Amen!
They’re smothered in my pillows
The noise is now drowned out, Amen!
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