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Song Parodies -> "The Boys Are Back In Gowns"

Original Song Title:

"The Boys Are Back In Town"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Thin Lizzy

Parody Song Title:

"The Boys Are Back In Gowns"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

guess who junked their slacks to stay
those slim thighed boys threw 'em all away
times have changed...its the style today
but man...i just think them guys are crazy

they like afghans, for layin' around
skirt and blouse, if they can be found
they don't have to pull no pants down
i would have to call that, lazy

the boys are back in gowns...(the boys are back in gowns)
the boys are back in gowns...(the boys are back in gowns)

you know...once, guys were wearin' pants a lot
every night, in jeans or cords...hidin' what they got
man...now they say its so cool just to hang out
i mean...they are danglin'
it was all over, in johnny's case
when his pants hiked up, and it looked out of place
now...a dress that's trimmed in lace
and if his stuff is gonna show...he'll let it

the boys are back in gowns...(the boys are back in gowns)
the boys are back in gowns...(the boys are back in gowns)

wrap that skirt around...guess who's back in gowns
you wrap that skirt around

friday night, i went out with bill
in a dress, he swiped from jill
to wear it short, it takes much skill
and if the boy bends just right, its so upsettin'
there's some boy in the corner, comin' out his red sarong
the weather's gettin' warmer...and it won't be long
won't be long...till the pants get dumped
then all the boys dress weird again

the boys are back in gowns...(the boys are back in gowns)
the boys are back in gowns...(the boys are back in gowns)

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Stephen aka Step-chan - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
555, good. 0___o Huh huh, huh huh.
John Barry - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! 5s
Kristof Robertson - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I think this is the first LIzzy song I've seen on this site, Al...and what a beauty you've crafted. Although, if this is the state of play in your neighbourhood, I'd consider moving....555
That Bastard - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I love TOS, and this was a great parody...555
alvin rhodes - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks stephen john kristof and that bastard
Red Ant - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I hope I never see this in real life. 5s
Peter Andersson - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Themewise this goes well together with my SOTM contender from September, that Kristof has obviously forgotten so maybe it's not that memorable, but anyway:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thinlizzy8.shtml
carol - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
delightful! 5's
stuart mcarthur - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Boy George and I LOVE this parody, alvin - 555
MrMacphisto - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
This is one of the best today, if not THE best... 5-5-5
KmartFreak - November 17, 2005 - Report this comment
This is brilliant! 555!
alvin rhodes - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks red ant peter carol stuart mr macphisto kmartfreak
Ravyn Rant - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
How did I miss this one? 5-5-5

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