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Song Parodies -> "Tina Died"

Original Song Title:

"River Deep Mountain High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tina Turner

Parody Song Title:

"Tina Died"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

RIP Tina Turner 1939-2023
When I was a little girl, there was an artist
An artist who sang with all her heart and soul
She was the coolest female rocker ever
I loved her even when I grew old
And all her songs and all her records I did play
But the news were so sad I heard yesterday
The only thing there is now is to pray

And so I cried, my oh my
I'm so sorry - Tina died
Oh no, no, world lost Tina Turner - we all cry
Oh, how we miss you lady (lady, lady, lady)

Tina Turner was the favourite of whole Europe
although she was born in the USA
When a violent, loveless marriage was over
she found true love which was to stay
It went on and on like a river flows
She made a great career, and heaven knows
She got to live a full life, yes and it shows

And so I cried, my oh my
I'm so sorry - Tina died
Oh no, no, world lost Tina Turner - we all cry
Oh, how we miss you lady (lady, lady, lady)

And all her songs and all her records I did play
But the news were so sad I heard yesterday
The only thing there is now is to pray

And so I cried, my oh my
I'm so sorry - Tina died
Oh no, no, world lost Tina Turner - we all cry
Oh, how we miss you lady (lady, lady, lady)

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CML - May 26, 2023 - Report this comment
Its amazing .. the outpouring of feelings from women I know who were Tina's age, including sisters and cousins of mine over Tina's passing. She had a deeply affecting story, thats for sure.
Amiright Eulogy - May 26, 2023 - Report this comment
And she's rising (RI-sing) .. ri-SING (RI-sing) Ri-sing to the heavens (A-rising to the He-veans ......)
Puck Footin - May 26, 2023 - Report this comment
Someone must really hate Tina Turner.
CML - May 27, 2023 - Report this comment
Probably a big fan of wife beating, too, PF. .... And tell Susie V that I've got a eulogy for Tina based on "Proud Mary". I'm not biggest fan of Tina, but did I ever love that song!

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