Tiger boy, I heard the news
You lost your personal coach guru
Now you're putting on your own, with eyes that roam, and home alone
We got to get your game back again
Put your life back on course my friend

We got to get you a golf coach
Someone who can tell you where to put your balls
We got to get you a golf coach
So the only holes you're hitting won't be ladies six feet tall

You have been off your game
Taking shots with a bunch of no names
It's time to get back on your feet, off the streets, no fresh meat
We got to get your game back again
Put your life back on course my friend

We got to get you a golf coach
Someone who can tell you where to put your balls
We got to get you a golf coach
So the only holes you're hitting won't be ladies six feet tall

Talking bout your career and if you can still make par
After flogging your club in every seedy bar
I just hope your woody didn't go to far
Because chances are good, there could be a lot of little Woods

We got to get you a golf coach
Someone who can tell you where to put your balls
We got to get you a golf coach
So the only holes you're hitting won't be six feet tall

Talking bout a change in your style and stroke
Before you end up in the club house broke
You have to limit where and who you poke
You have to think of the greens, and not who's in the sheets between

Get your head on straight, and not the one near your thighs
Or your tournament dreams will go bye, bye
And kiss your #1 slot goodbye
Keep away from the dames
And control your own personal domain

We got to get you a golf coach
We got to get you a golf coach
We got to get you a golf coach
And when we get you one, you'll be back in the dough