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Song Parodies -> "Jenny Craig"
Original Song Title:
"Jenny"
Original Performer:
Tommy Tutone
Parody Song Title:
"Jenny Craig"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
Jenny, Jenny
you're who I've come to
for the love handles men will hold on to
I know you've heard the "big boned" story before
but baby now the scales digit number should fall
Jenny, It's one big number
I need to be size nine
Jenny help drop this number
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
Jenny, Jenny
you're a thrill to me
your food fills me but I don't want to feel crappy
I shoulda called you before
about all my curves
I tried physical exertion
but I was perturbed
Jenny, It's one big number
I need to be size nine
Jenny help drop this number
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
I lost it I lost it
you helped that weight in number fall
I lost it I lost it
and in no time
soon I'll lose it all.
Jenny, It's one big number
I need to be size nine
Jenny help drop this number
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
jenny jenny,
what can you do soon?
for a price and some time
I can always come to you
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
you're who I've come to
for the love handles men will hold on to
I know you've heard the "big boned" story before
but baby now the scales digit number should fall
Jenny, It's one big number
I need to be size nine
Jenny help drop this number
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
Jenny, Jenny
you're a thrill to me
your food fills me but I don't want to feel crappy
I shoulda called you before
about all my curves
I tried physical exertion
but I was perturbed
Jenny, It's one big number
I need to be size nine
Jenny help drop this number
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
I lost it I lost it
you helped that weight in number fall
I lost it I lost it
and in no time
soon I'll lose it all.
Jenny, It's one big number
I need to be size nine
Jenny help drop this number
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
jenny jenny,
what can you do soon?
for a price and some time
I can always come to you
waist 3-7, 5-3 on thighs
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| 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
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Brilliant!
Wished I thought of it!!!
Won't be losing fives from me...
This title was soooooooo made for "Penny Lane". Perhaps a v.2.0?
I enjoyed this parody too, and like erstwhile Jenny Craig spokeswoman Kirstie Alley (whom I am roughly the same size as), the Jenny Craig program was a failure for me. But this parody didn't fail me in terms of giving you 5s.
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