“Great” jerks, no intention to spare
The USA from their blight
It’s the slimiest thug crew

One qualification, rapist
It goes without saying, racist
“Meritocracy”
Rap is mendacity, just junk spew

Giving pardons for lots of crimes
Like whacking-the-blue felonies
Slime with crack pipe
Junior after his blow

It’s a freak nest
That is chock-full of treachery
Blow-snort, then the crack pipe
Works much faster than blow

Clique of crooks that don’t want any light
Shown on their criminal code
Which got a rapid start

Leeches everywhere in this crew
They’re good at covering up the clues
It’s a Mafia team
For the highest bidder, each a tart

They’ve got hard-ons for the old times
In 1930s Germany
Yeah, liking the Reich
For such a role they go

It’s a freak fest
Makes a demand of treachery
The goons might take some lives
If they get Trunt’s say-so

JD sees a couch and rapes it
Muck has got a Nazi playlist
The plutocracy cares zero ’bout you
’less you’re parting with big piles
Of big bills, maybe then you’ll be
In on the crime life
That’s ruled by the Capo
(They’ll take you right into the Trunt crew)

You might Be Best
With the slut from Slovenia
Slide in her some pipe (drive in that pipe)
First, give her lots of dough