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Song Parodies -> "Al Qaeda"
Original Song Title:
"Candida"
Original Performer:
Tony Orlando and Dawn
Parody Song Title:
"Al Qaeda"
Parody Written by:
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The Lyrics
Thought I heard Baghdad Betty (didn't she have a sister Rose who lived in Tokyo?) playing this over the speakers.
The soldiers come out
If they know that we're about
But they never really know
Who will die
And oh, who am I
Just some Middle-Eastern guy
Trying hard to cover my lies
Oh Oh Al Qaeda
We'll be fighting forever
We're changing the whole world for better
Cause our thoughts are always clean
Oh Oh Al Qaeda
In our Koran it'll teach ya
The muslum life is much sweeter
It's the lifestyle of my dreams
The future is bright
Osama told me so last night
Said he saw the children praying in the sunshine
And there was you and I
On a bus about to die
And all the virgins came and they were mine
Oh Oh Al Qaeda
We'll be fighting forever
We're changing the whole world for better
Cause our thoughts are always clean
Oh Oh Al Qaeda
In our Koran it'll teach ya
The muslum life is much sweeter
It's the lifestyle of my dreams
And oh, who am I
Just some Middle-Eastern guy
You know I'm Trying hard to cover my lies
Oh Oh Al Qaeda
We'll be fighting forever
We're changing the whole world for better
Cause our thoughts are always clean
Oh Oh Al Qaeda
In our Koran it'll teach ya
The muslum life is much sweeter
It's the lifestyle of my dreams
If they know that we're about
But they never really know
Who will die
And oh, who am I
Just some Middle-Eastern guy
Trying hard to cover my lies
Oh Oh Al Qaeda
We'll be fighting forever
We're changing the whole world for better
Cause our thoughts are always clean
Oh Oh Al Qaeda
In our Koran it'll teach ya
The muslum life is much sweeter
It's the lifestyle of my dreams
The future is bright
Osama told me so last night
Said he saw the children praying in the sunshine
And there was you and I
On a bus about to die
And all the virgins came and they were mine
Oh Oh Al Qaeda
We'll be fighting forever
We're changing the whole world for better
Cause our thoughts are always clean
Oh Oh Al Qaeda
In our Koran it'll teach ya
The muslum life is much sweeter
It's the lifestyle of my dreams
And oh, who am I
Just some Middle-Eastern guy
You know I'm Trying hard to cover my lies
Oh Oh Al Qaeda
We'll be fighting forever
We're changing the whole world for better
Cause our thoughts are always clean
Oh Oh Al Qaeda
In our Koran it'll teach ya
The muslum life is much sweeter
It's the lifestyle of my dreams
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I knew Al's brother well...Jim Qaeda. Great job for an infidel dog! ;D 5-5-5
I guess Al could get a couple of the virgins to sing the "Dawn" part on this. Well done.
Well executed parody! Great title switch. Yeah, we've been in war with Al Qaeda for a long time! 555.
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