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Song Parodies -> "Toke That Pipe"
Original Song Title:
"Knock Three Times"
Original Performer:
Tony Orlando and Dawn
Parody Song Title:
"Toke That Pipe"
Parody Written by:
Andrew C McDonald
The Lyrics
Drug dealer whatcha sellin’ down there
Fillin’ an empty needle while I scratch up cash for you
I can hear that monkey screamin’
I can feel the smoke cloud streamin’
Maybe some laced tea, what else can you sell me
I NEED SOME!
*****chorus*****
OH MY DEALER
Pack three ounces of weed of you hear me
Whoa, toke on that pipe
If your spirits are low
Oh my holy shit!
Means your mid is really blown away
Pack up the pipe when your trouble is gone
If you see my old lady tonight
Sell her some good shit so I can get her to really start
Pop her a quailude she may blow you
In a quiet motel room the whores knew
Line her up some good coke and she’ll slice it with your heart
*****chorus*****
OH MY DEALER
Pack three ounces of weed of you hear me
Whoa, toke on that pipe
If your spirits are low
Oh my holy shit!
Means your mid is really blown away
Pack up the pipe when your trouble is gone
Oh I can hear the sirens coming
I can see the cops a runnin’
Maybe some laced tea, what else can you sell me
I NEED SOME!
*****chorus*****
OH MY DEALER
Pack three ounces of weed of you hear me
Whoa, toke on that pipe
If your spirits are low
Oh my holy shit!
Means your mid is really blown away
Pack up the pipe when your trouble is gone
Fillin’ an empty needle while I scratch up cash for you
I can hear that monkey screamin’
I can feel the smoke cloud streamin’
Maybe some laced tea, what else can you sell me
I NEED SOME!
*****chorus*****
OH MY DEALER
Pack three ounces of weed of you hear me
Whoa, toke on that pipe
If your spirits are low
Oh my holy shit!
Means your mid is really blown away
Pack up the pipe when your trouble is gone
If you see my old lady tonight
Sell her some good shit so I can get her to really start
Pop her a quailude she may blow you
In a quiet motel room the whores knew
Line her up some good coke and she’ll slice it with your heart
*****chorus*****
OH MY DEALER
Pack three ounces of weed of you hear me
Whoa, toke on that pipe
If your spirits are low
Oh my holy shit!
Means your mid is really blown away
Pack up the pipe when your trouble is gone
Oh I can hear the sirens coming
I can see the cops a runnin’
Maybe some laced tea, what else can you sell me
I NEED SOME!
*****chorus*****
OH MY DEALER
Pack three ounces of weed of you hear me
Whoa, toke on that pipe
If your spirits are low
Oh my holy shit!
Means your mid is really blown away
Pack up the pipe when your trouble is gone
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One thing to remember: Tony Orlando and Dawn is an acronym for another way to get high: TOAD!
Clever idea, but the pacing is a bit off throughout. E. g.,
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me = 11
Pack three ounces of weed of you hear me = 10
and the line doesn't really make sense. Did you mean "if" you hear me?
There are a few other examples, but better if you parse it yourself. Or try the TT Pacing Guide;
http://home.earthlink.net/~tommythedancingturtle/id3.html
If you're old enough to remember the term "dime bag", you can mimic OS (what we call "syllable matching"::
Pack three dimes; send me reeling when I want to
but there are many ways to make it work. Also, around here, it's encouraged to vary the choruses, even though the OS repeats them. Think of it as an opportunity to display more of your cleverness and wit, and to give us more laughs.
Overall, not bad for a newcomer; keep polishing. 444
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me = 11
Pack three ounces of weed of you hear me = 10
and the line doesn't really make sense. Did you mean "if" you hear me?
There are a few other examples, but better if you parse it yourself. Or try the TT Pacing Guide;
http://home.earthlink.net/~tommythedancingturtle/id3.html
If you're old enough to remember the term "dime bag", you can mimic OS (what we call "syllable matching"::
Pack three dimes; send me reeling when I want to
but there are many ways to make it work. Also, around here, it's encouraged to vary the choruses, even though the OS repeats them. Think of it as an opportunity to display more of your cleverness and wit, and to give us more laughs.
Overall, not bad for a newcomer; keep polishing. 444
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