If you had something that prints in 3D
And you could make whatever you choose
Would you print a doorstop or a Christmas tree
Or some cool but uncomfortable shoes
That might hurt a bit, but they look good on you
Or something you know your family enjoys

Or would you print a gun and a silencer too
Like Luigi and his deadly toys?

The percentage you're paying is too high priced
While they tell you your claim was denied
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profits your fees have supplied
But today you just read that the man was shot dead
By a gun that didn't make any noise
But it wasn't a hitman who laid him to rest
‘Twas Luigi and his deadly toys

If there was something wrong with your back
And it meant you were always in pain
And the doctors don’t help you like you had hoped
Would it start warping your brain?
Insatiable rage—would it happen to you?
Would violent action bring you joys?

And would you find a scapegoat and then make him pay
Like Luigi and his deadly toys?

The percentage you're paying is too high priced
While they tell you your claim was denied
And the man in the suit has just bought a new house
From the profits your fees have supplied
But today you just read that the man was shot dead
By a gun that didn't make any noise
But it wasn't a hitman who laid him to rest
’Twas Luigi and his deadly toys
(His toys)

If you worked down at a Mickey D’s
And saw somebody eating there
And you recognized that he was a wanted man
Would you call the police
Or would that be snitching, now? Should he go in peace?
Although he’s been one of those naughty boys

‘Cause a lot of the Internet commenter types
Love Luigi and his deadly toys, his toys