have you seen me ?
i'm on the potty
i have learned the style with ease
no more dipes !
i can use this room
yes, i love being dry, you see
ooh...mommy, mommy
wontcha...throw those naps away
ooh...mommy, mommy
ah...come on...take a chance
i'm old enough for pants
i've learned the way
whoa-oh
come on...gimme pants
i've learned the way

you get tired
crappin' after dinner
in the cloth, you let it go
i'll acquire
the pants, i've been desirin'
like everyone else i know
ooh...mommy, mommy
wontcha...buy me some today
ooh...mommy, mommy
ah...come on...take a chance
i'm old enough for pants
i've learned the way
whoa oh
come on...gimme pants
i've learned the way

oh...oh oh oh oh...yeah

pants...i've learned the way...hey hey yeah
pants pants pants...i've learned the way
ah...come on, mommy, mommy
pants...i've learned the way..oh ooh yeah
pants pants pants...i've learned the way...ah...ha ...ow