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Song Parodies -> "Rich An' I Hide"
Original Song Title:
"Hitchin' A Ride"
Original Performer:
Vanity Fair
Parody Song Title:
"Rich An' I Hide"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
My number's up
The jackpot's high
I am the winner
And afraid am I
Rich an' I hide
Rich an' I hide
Gotta hide at home
Out of TV's sight
I got nowhere
To hide my name
I'm nearly drowning
In my new-found fame
Rich an' I hide
Rich an' I hide
Gotta lock my doors
Hide at home inside
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Long distance call
I got today
They want some money
But it's "No" I say
Rich an' I hide
Rich an' I hide
Gotta change my phone
'Cause it rings all night
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
My doorbell rings
It's some weird guy
He wants to sell me
Stuff that I won't buy
Rich an' I hide
Rich an' I hide
Got me bodyguards
Pit bulls and spotlights
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
( repeat chorus and fade )
The jackpot's high
I am the winner
And afraid am I
Rich an' I hide
Rich an' I hide
Gotta hide at home
Out of TV's sight
I got nowhere
To hide my name
I'm nearly drowning
In my new-found fame
Rich an' I hide
Rich an' I hide
Gotta lock my doors
Hide at home inside
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Long distance call
I got today
They want some money
But it's "No" I say
Rich an' I hide
Rich an' I hide
Gotta change my phone
'Cause it rings all night
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
My doorbell rings
It's some weird guy
He wants to sell me
Stuff that I won't buy
Rich an' I hide
Rich an' I hide
Got me bodyguards
Pit bulls and spotlights
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
( repeat chorus and fade )
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I dub you "King of the Switcheroo". Or is that "Sing of the Kitscheroo"
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That's a good technique for looking for inspiration on a song. Good parody!
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