-> "Teddy Kennedy - The Conscious of the Liberals"
Original Song Title:
"The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Teddy Kennedy - The Conscious of the Liberals"
The Lyrics
On the way home from Chappaquidick
With a crowd all night & this chick
He drove her away a bit drunk but he'd sure get him some
"The that's too fast Ted, please go slow"
Straighten the wheel, Oh God Oh No"!
They drove off the bridge and into the water below
They were both alive when the car came to rest
Out through the window - he swam his best
It wasn't too deep - but she couldn't swim worth a lick
In the car on the river's bed
left all alone, she soon was dead
Thinkin 'bout HIS future, Teddy just ran away
Chorus
That's the man called the conscious of the liberals
That's the one that they named their party's good man
Dont' trust your country with no bitter dying party
Who's conscious is a man w/ bloodstains on his hands
Leaving her to die and save himself
He was fixed all up with his families wealth
Like when
His high school failures made college impossible for him
Parties and poor grades in college too
School said, "No more fails or you're through"
And with all his finals coming up, what could Teddy do?
Found this kid - a college brain
Said, "I'll fail Spanish, to my families disdain"!
Had the boy take his final - a good grade he'd make
And turning in the test the professor swore
"Hey kid you're not Kennedy and once more,
Cheaters will not mock this school you both have to go"
This Massachusetts man - senator clown
Spent life drinkin, cheatin, playin around
And bitter that John made president - and he couldn't do it
When Teddy says guilty, there is no trial
Runs good families to the ground with a smile
And says
"Trusts overseas are illegal, but not when I do it"
Chorus
That's the man called the conscious of the liberals
That's the one that they named their party's good man
Dont' trust your country with no bitter drying party
Who's conscious is a man w/ bloodstains on his hands.
Well if you don't know he's an oil tycoon
Charges the same as big oils do
Even though the wells don't have import costs
And land for the wells - 'stolen' from black men
And this lying cheat has trust money to spend
He keeps it in Fiji just like he says cheaters do
Chorus
That's the man called the conscious of the liberals
That's the one that they named their party's good man
Dont' trust your country with no bitter drying party
Who's conscious is a man w/ bloodstains on his hands.
That drunk old man's an icon to the liberals!
That man who cheats on taxes - cheats you too
You can't trust this man or his desperate dying party
Especially this group with w/ bloodstains on their hands
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