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Song Parodies -> "In Uranus"
Original Song Title:
"In The Navy"
Original Performer:
Village People
Parody Song Title:
"In Uranus"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Feel that procto pressure,
Diggin' buried treasure,
Ass science, proctology.
Diggin' those nails in,
As they do reem way into you,
Prostrate gland, will check and see,
Come on now, don't be shy,
We won't mess your sex drive,
Bloody good ass-tralogy.
With that glove on that hand,
Poking 'round your grand stand,
As they look up your back seat.
In Uranus,
Give your prostrate gland a squeeze.
In Uranus,
They can help you cut the cheese,
In Uranus
They're reaching way up in your can,
In Uranus,
It's about all you can stand.
In Uranus,
Use a glove protect the hand.
In Uranus,
Just show the nurse insurance plan.
In Uranus,
You should have eaten way more brand.
In Uranus,
In Uranus.
They want to,
They want to,
They want to drill in your putoot.
Boy that spot is tender,
Not designed to enter,
The putooting or'fice mass.
Probe and desecrate,
Through that back yard gate,
They burrow way up in the ass.
Don't sweat it none no dung gets in their way,
That exlax takes care of that thing.
Making sure it's empty,
Way up in the hiney,
Procedure, proctology.
In Uranus,
Give your prostrate gland a squeeze.
In Uranus,
They can help you cut the cheese,
In Uranus
They're reaching way up in your can,
In Uranus,
It's about all you can stand.
In Uranus,
Use a glove protect the hand.
In Uranus,
Just show the nurse insurance plan.
In Uranus,
You should have eaten way more brand.
In Uranus,
In Uranus.
They want to,
They want to,
They want to,
They want to drill up your putoot.
They want to,
They want to,
They want to,
They want to drill up your putoot.
Butt, butt, butt,
Roto Rooter fodder.
So how's it lookin'?
Watch that joystick,
Hey, I need more kick in my I-V.
Please get through,
Oh my tush-ness,
Turn that screw,
What am I gonna do if they poke my spleen?
Poke it through,
Turn that screw,
In Uranus.
In Uranus,
Give your prostrate gland a squeeze.
In Uranus,
They can help you cut the cheese,
In Uranus
They're reaching way up in your can,
In Uranus,
It's about all you can stand.
In Uranus,
Use a glove protect the hand.
In Uranus,
Just show the nurse insurance plan.
In Uranus,
You should have eaten way more brand.
In Uranus,
In Uranus.
Diggin' buried treasure,
Ass science, proctology.
Diggin' those nails in,
As they do reem way into you,
Prostrate gland, will check and see,
Come on now, don't be shy,
We won't mess your sex drive,
Bloody good ass-tralogy.
With that glove on that hand,
Poking 'round your grand stand,
As they look up your back seat.
In Uranus,
Give your prostrate gland a squeeze.
In Uranus,
They can help you cut the cheese,
In Uranus
They're reaching way up in your can,
In Uranus,
It's about all you can stand.
In Uranus,
Use a glove protect the hand.
In Uranus,
Just show the nurse insurance plan.
In Uranus,
You should have eaten way more brand.
In Uranus,
In Uranus.
They want to,
They want to,
They want to drill in your putoot.
Boy that spot is tender,
Not designed to enter,
The putooting or'fice mass.
Probe and desecrate,
Through that back yard gate,
They burrow way up in the ass.
Don't sweat it none no dung gets in their way,
That exlax takes care of that thing.
Making sure it's empty,
Way up in the hiney,
Procedure, proctology.
In Uranus,
Give your prostrate gland a squeeze.
In Uranus,
They can help you cut the cheese,
In Uranus
They're reaching way up in your can,
In Uranus,
It's about all you can stand.
In Uranus,
Use a glove protect the hand.
In Uranus,
Just show the nurse insurance plan.
In Uranus,
You should have eaten way more brand.
In Uranus,
In Uranus.
They want to,
They want to,
They want to,
They want to drill up your putoot.
They want to,
They want to,
They want to,
They want to drill up your putoot.
Butt, butt, butt,
Roto Rooter fodder.
So how's it lookin'?
Watch that joystick,
Hey, I need more kick in my I-V.
Please get through,
Oh my tush-ness,
Turn that screw,
What am I gonna do if they poke my spleen?
Poke it through,
Turn that screw,
In Uranus.
In Uranus,
Give your prostrate gland a squeeze.
In Uranus,
They can help you cut the cheese,
In Uranus
They're reaching way up in your can,
In Uranus,
It's about all you can stand.
In Uranus,
Use a glove protect the hand.
In Uranus,
Just show the nurse insurance plan.
In Uranus,
You should have eaten way more brand.
In Uranus,
In Uranus.
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In Uranus We have pulled out every laugh In Uranus this was started off by spaff In Uranus now we're scraping out the chaff In Uranus In Uranus How interesting to do a village people song for this.... 5'5'5
*Cringe* That was a good, if painful, parody! 5's
I was thinking the same thing. Itīs so gross that itīs funny. Whatīs next? "Macho Man" as "Colon Man" or "Rectum Man"?
Ouch! 555 mg of Preparation H.
LOL! Great job, Guy! 555
Guy, Do Ever Think You Can Write A Song About Green Bloodied Hound Dogs? By The Way I Like This Parody I'll Give It 5-5-5-'s.
Can someone please explain this Uranus phenomenon? Guy, this is a parody one can ass-pire to! One query, is that line meant to be 'You should have eaten way more BRAN'? 5-5-5
Youch! This parody is so funny , it hurts! 555
Right, and monkeys flew out of my butt... ouch, OUCH, ARGHH... Hey, cute little fella... ouch... 5's
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni), there is no explanation for Uranus ... as the imaginary non-existent Zen master once never said, "What is the sound of Uranus clapping?"
"Whatīs next? "Macho Man" as "Colon Man" or "Rectum Man"?" - saw that comment in the 'latest comments' page. I suggest goatse man ;-).
Hey GD'R - you still around? I can't believe I didn't notice some of the stuff that came out of "Uranus," so I'm checking it out now. Fave line: "Give your prostate gland a squeeze."
I love it when my Doctor plays a round the nether-regions during my yearly prostate check up. By the way, my Doctor is a chick (I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL).
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