-> "In The Hogwarts"
Original Song Title:
"In The Navy"
Parody Song Title:
"In The Hogwarts"
The Lyrics
(We want you! We want you! We want you as a student new!)
If you are a weird chick
like to ride a broomstick
and have magic a-bility
There's a place that's real cool
magic children's own school
where you can live with dignity
Where you can learn to fly
Play quidditch and spell, scry
Study clairvoyancy -
Sign up for the herbals
protection 'gainst the black arts
Where young witches and wizards meet -
In the Hogwarts! Where you can study wizardry
in the Hogwarts! Thousand years of history
In the Hogwarts! Where you're not beaten if you're nerd
in the Hogwarts! Come and learn the magic words!
In the Hogwarts! You'll be sorted by a hat
In the Hogwarts! You can bring in toad or cat
in the Hogwarts! Spelling errors risk your life
In the Hogwarts! (Calm that doggie with a fife!)
In the Hogwarts!
If you like adventure
you're not scared of danger
you dislike the Health and Safety too
There are scary creatures
lot's of crazy teachers
Hagrid has, yes, his own zoo -
If you are not careful
sloppy and not mindful
you can get killed in many ways
occupation hazard
is threat for every wizard
they come haunting you both nights and days
In the Hogwarts! Where you have to mind your every pace
In the Hogwarts! It is really scary place
In the Hogwarts! Where wizard duels are the norm
In the Hogwarts! Where you live and sleep in dorm!
In the Hogwarts! You can play the wizard's chess
In the Hogwarts! And read the witches' yellow press
In the Hogwarts! Where "Alohomora" opens locks!
In the Hogwarts! (It's a school that really rocks!)
In the Hogwarts!
They want you, they want you
They want you as a student new!
Who, me?
They want you, they want you
They want you as a student new!
But, but but I'm afraid of magic
Hey, hey look
Man, I can't stand magic even watchin' it on TV!
They want you, they want you in the Hogwarts!
Oh my goodness.
Is that dragon real?
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