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Song Parodies -> "Secret Service"
Original Song Title:
"In The Navy"
Original Performer:
Village People
Parody Song Title:
"Secret Service"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
We want you! We want you! We want you in the Double-O Crew!
Where can you find action
feel the girls' attraction
use the high technology?
Where can you fight the baddies
with bowler-throwing caddies
Chase them on the land and sea
Where can you learn to fly
Mountain-climb, ski and dive
heraldry and cryptography?
Chase airship-flying loonies
SPECTRE and their goonies
be servant of Her Majesty?
Secret Service! Yes, you can have licence to kill
Secret Service! You have excitement., you have thrill
Secret Service! Go on now, nail the Mister Big
Secret Service (Secret Service!) Can you get us Lektor rig?
Secret Service! That's where you stop that Stromberg guy
Secret Service! You foil the Drax's plans at sky
Secret Service! Diamonds are forever, man!
Secret Service! Secret Service! Secret Service! (Secret Service! )
They want you, they want you
They want you in the Double-O crew!
If you like adventure
Frequent the bartender
Save the world and serve your land?
Get the narco-tycoons
Stolen nukes and mad loons
Nail the crooks and foil their plans
If you want a new car
work in places near, far
get new gadgets made by Q?
Get the mad scientists
crazy journalist-ics
Fall in love with spy like you?
Secret service! To have it shaken and not stirred
Secret service! You can throw sarcastic words
Secret service! When the world is not enough
Secret service! (Secret service!) And no task is too tough!
Secret service! Where you can stop the Goldeneye
Secret service! Where tomorrow never dies
Secret service! and fly the Union Jack so high
Secret Service! Secret Service! Secret Service! (Secret Service!)
They want you, they want you
They want you in the Double-O crew!
Who, me?
They want you, they want you
They want you in the Double-O crew!
But, but but I'm afraid of action
Hey, hey look
Man, I get shocked even watchin' it on TV!
They want you, they want you as a Double-O
Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do in a space shuttle?
They want you, they want you in the Secret Service!
Where can you find action
feel the girls' attraction
use the high technology?
Where can you fight the baddies
with bowler-throwing caddies
Chase them on the land and sea
Where can you learn to fly
Mountain-climb, ski and dive
heraldry and cryptography?
Chase airship-flying loonies
SPECTRE and their goonies
be servant of Her Majesty?
Secret Service! Yes, you can have licence to kill
Secret Service! You have excitement., you have thrill
Secret Service! Go on now, nail the Mister Big
Secret Service (Secret Service!) Can you get us Lektor rig?
Secret Service! That's where you stop that Stromberg guy
Secret Service! You foil the Drax's plans at sky
Secret Service! Diamonds are forever, man!
Secret Service! Secret Service! Secret Service! (Secret Service! )
They want you, they want you
They want you in the Double-O crew!
If you like adventure
Frequent the bartender
Save the world and serve your land?
Get the narco-tycoons
Stolen nukes and mad loons
Nail the crooks and foil their plans
If you want a new car
work in places near, far
get new gadgets made by Q?
Get the mad scientists
crazy journalist-ics
Fall in love with spy like you?
Secret service! To have it shaken and not stirred
Secret service! You can throw sarcastic words
Secret service! When the world is not enough
Secret service! (Secret service!) And no task is too tough!
Secret service! Where you can stop the Goldeneye
Secret service! Where tomorrow never dies
Secret service! and fly the Union Jack so high
Secret Service! Secret Service! Secret Service! (Secret Service!)
They want you, they want you
They want you in the Double-O crew!
Who, me?
They want you, they want you
They want you in the Double-O crew!
But, but but I'm afraid of action
Hey, hey look
Man, I get shocked even watchin' it on TV!
They want you, they want you as a Double-O
Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do in a space shuttle?
They want you, they want you in the Secret Service!
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At first I thought you were referring to the guardians of the US President. You know, the guys who go on all those foreign trips to check out the local brothels. 007 would never do that.
Oh no :-) I was watching a James Bond film when I made this song
No.
Bowler-throwing caddie = Oddjob from Goldfinger
Mountain-climb = many films Ski = OHMSS, For Your Eyes Only
Dive = Thunderball, FYEO
Heraldry = OHMSS
Cryptography = From Russia with Love
Airship-flying Loonie = Max Zorin from View to a Kill
SPECTRE = many films
Mister Big = Live and Let Die
Lektor = From Russia With Love
Stromberg = The Spy Who Loved Me
Drax = Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
Frequent the bartender = James Bond has a bit hollow leg
Save the world = many films
Get the narco-tycoons = Live and Let Die, Living Daylights, Licence to Kill
Mad Scientists = Dr. No, Moonraker, View to a Kill, Goldeneye
Crazy Journalist = Tomorrow Never Dies
Fall in Love = The Spy Who Loved Me
Shaken and not stirred = Bond punchline
World is Not Enough
Stop the Goldeneye = Goldeneye
Tomorrow Never Dies
Space shuttle = Moonraker
Bowler-throwing caddie = Oddjob from Goldfinger
Mountain-climb = many films Ski = OHMSS, For Your Eyes Only
Dive = Thunderball, FYEO
Heraldry = OHMSS
Cryptography = From Russia with Love
Airship-flying Loonie = Max Zorin from View to a Kill
SPECTRE = many films
Mister Big = Live and Let Die
Lektor = From Russia With Love
Stromberg = The Spy Who Loved Me
Drax = Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
Frequent the bartender = James Bond has a bit hollow leg
Save the world = many films
Get the narco-tycoons = Live and Let Die, Living Daylights, Licence to Kill
Mad Scientists = Dr. No, Moonraker, View to a Kill, Goldeneye
Crazy Journalist = Tomorrow Never Dies
Fall in Love = The Spy Who Loved Me
Shaken and not stirred = Bond punchline
World is Not Enough
Stop the Goldeneye = Goldeneye
Tomorrow Never Dies
Space shuttle = Moonraker
No, I was inquiring about the inspiration for the parody as you said you were watching a film, singular. Nice work: )
Excellent - I think I got most of the references :)
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