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Song Parodies -> "Straight Pride Parade"
Original Song Title:
"Y.M.C.A."
Original Performer:
Village People
Parody Song Title:
"Straight Pride Parade"
Parody Written by:
Arch Vile
The Lyrics
This is the version I want to keep. Well here is something I came across during Pride Month. A parade for straight people. Oh no, straights are being oppressed and now becoming victims of hate crimes, Wah!!. Yeah, I am going to need to see some criminal cases of members of the LGBTQ+ community committing any kind of criminal behavior towards straight people. Do fashion crimes count? Want to threaten someone at gunpoint to come out of the closet? Are homes being renovated to be more kitch w/o consent of homeowners? If someone lives in the Boston area, comment down below if you think this song should be sent to Super Happy Fun America. This is nothing less than bad humor and rightfully needs to be satirized. Not just by me either.
(Verse 1)
Hey there, don’t need to feel left out
I said hey sir, no need to party pout
I said hey ma’am, gender is in no doubt
Super, Hap,-py, Fun, U,S,A*
Brad Pitt, he’s our website mascot
Celeb Brad Pitt, yeah we know that he’s hot
Here In Boston, don’t need to see rainbow
In or-der, to, have, a, great show
(Hook)
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Copley Square at high noon, for every girl and boy
Don’t need to be gay to enjoy
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
At a different month, from the trans and the queers
Even if it just grinds their gears+
(Verse 2)
Hey bro, don’t need wig or makeup
I said, hey bro, glitter sequins lock up
I said, hey bro, necklaces you smash up
Put some, clothes, on, don’t, show, your skin
Smash Mouth, tells us all to f**k off
It’s been ‘06, with music vid payoff
They won’t be there, at the Straight Pride Parade
And you know, we, are, throw-ing shade
(Hook)
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Copley Square at high noon, for every girl and boy
Don’t need to be gay to enjoy
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
At a different month, from the trans and the queers
Even if it just grinds their gears+
(Verse 3)
Hey Walsh, why don’t you raise our flag++
It’s that we say, cause hate makes us all gag
Why just, LG, BTQ+ have fun
There are, peo-ple, M,A, will shun^
Milo, tagged as the grand marshal
Does that, make sense, since not impartial
Major,-ity, but you still feel oppressed
John Hu-go, should, not, be, depressed
(Outro)
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Copley Square at high noon, for every girl and boy
Don’t need to be gay to enjoy
Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Hey there, hey there, don’t need to feel left out
Hey sir, hey sir, no need to party pout
(Instrumental Break)
Straight Pride Parade
Just all go to the Straight Pride Parade
Hey bro, hey bro, don’t need wig or makeup
Hey bro, hey bro, glitter sequins lock up
Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Smash Mouth, Smash Mouth, tells us all to f**k off
’06, ‘06, since music vid payoff
Straight Pride Parade
Just all go to the Straight Pride Parade
Hey Walsh, hey Walsh, why don’t you raise our flags
Stop hate, stop hate, don’t reserve fun for fags
Hey there, don’t need to feel left out
I said hey sir, no need to party pout
I said hey ma’am, gender is in no doubt
Super, Hap,-py, Fun, U,S,A*
Brad Pitt, he’s our website mascot
Celeb Brad Pitt, yeah we know that he’s hot
Here In Boston, don’t need to see rainbow
In or-der, to, have, a, great show
(Hook)
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Copley Square at high noon, for every girl and boy
Don’t need to be gay to enjoy
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
At a different month, from the trans and the queers
Even if it just grinds their gears+
(Verse 2)
Hey bro, don’t need wig or makeup
I said, hey bro, glitter sequins lock up
I said, hey bro, necklaces you smash up
Put some, clothes, on, don’t, show, your skin
Smash Mouth, tells us all to f**k off
It’s been ‘06, with music vid payoff
They won’t be there, at the Straight Pride Parade
And you know, we, are, throw-ing shade
(Hook)
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Copley Square at high noon, for every girl and boy
Don’t need to be gay to enjoy
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
At a different month, from the trans and the queers
Even if it just grinds their gears+
(Verse 3)
Hey Walsh, why don’t you raise our flag++
It’s that we say, cause hate makes us all gag
Why just, LG, BTQ+ have fun
There are, peo-ple, M,A, will shun^
Milo, tagged as the grand marshal
Does that, make sense, since not impartial
Major,-ity, but you still feel oppressed
John Hu-go, should, not, be, depressed
(Outro)
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Copley Square at high noon, for every girl and boy
Don’t need to be gay to enjoy
Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Hey there, hey there, don’t need to feel left out
Hey sir, hey sir, no need to party pout
(Instrumental Break)
Straight Pride Parade
Just all go to the Straight Pride Parade
Hey bro, hey bro, don’t need wig or makeup
Hey bro, hey bro, glitter sequins lock up
Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Smash Mouth, Smash Mouth, tells us all to f**k off
’06, ‘06, since music vid payoff
Straight Pride Parade
Just all go to the Straight Pride Parade
Hey Walsh, hey Walsh, why don’t you raise our flags
Stop hate, stop hate, don’t reserve fun for fags
* = Super Happy Fun America, your source for all their information. https://www.superhappyfunamerica.com. + = Family Guy reference. ++ = The current mayor of Boston, at time of posting this song. ^ = MA is Massachusetts state abbreviation. I would argue this is better than Beto O'Rourke's lackluster campaign song back in 2018.
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Sports winners should stay quiet while losers have parades.
That actually reminds me Alex. How many times have any of you heard Laura Branigan's song Gloria today?
Wow. Just found out the Boston actually provided the permit for the Straight Pride Parade. Somebody tell me that this song will be played then.
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