The Lyrics
(Verse 1)
Hey there, don’t need to feel left out
I said hey sir, no need to party pout
I said hey ma’am, gender is in no doubt
Super, Hap,-py, Fun, U,S,A*
Brad Pitt, he’s our website mascot
Celeb Brad Pitt, yeah we know that he’s hot
Here In Boston, don’t need to see rainbow
In or-der, to, have, a, great show
(Hook)
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Copley Square at high noon, for every girl and boy
Don’t need to be gay to enjoy
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
At a different month, from the trans and the queers
Even if it just grinds their gears+
(Verse 2)
Hey bro, don’t need wig or makeup
I said, hey bro, glitter sequins lock up
I said, hey bro, necklaces you smash up
Put some, clothes, on, don’t, show, your skin
Smash Mouth, tells us all to f**k off
It’s been ‘06, with music vid payoff
They won’t be there, at the Straight Pride Parade
And you know, we, are, throw-ing shade
(Hook)
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Copley Square at high noon, for every girl and boy
Don’t need to be gay to enjoy
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
At a different month, from the trans and the queers
Even if it just grinds their gears+
(Verse 3)
Hey Walsh, why don’t you raise our flag++
It’s that we say, cause hate makes us all gag
Why just, LG, BTQ+ have fun
There are, peo-ple, M,A, will shun^
Milo, tagged as the grand marshal
Does that, make sense, since not impartial
Major,-ity, but you still feel oppressed
John Hu-go, should, not, be, depressed
(Outro)
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Copley Square at high noon, for every girl and boy
Don’t need to be gay to enjoy
Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Hey there, hey there, don’t need to feel left out
Hey sir, hey sir, no need to party pout
(Instrumental Break)
Straight Pride Parade
Just all go to the Straight Pride Parade
Hey bro, hey bro, don’t need wig or makeup
Hey bro, hey bro, glitter sequins lock up
Straight Pride Parade
Come join us at the Straight Pride Parade
Smash Mouth, Smash Mouth, tells us all to f**k off
’06, ‘06, since music vid payoff
Straight Pride Parade
Just all go to the Straight Pride Parade
Hey Walsh, hey Walsh, why don’t you raise our flags
Stop hate, stop hate, don’t reserve fun for fags