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Song Parodies -> "Maggot and Meal"
Original Song Title:
"Magnet and Steel"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Walter Egan
Parody Song Title:
"Maggot and Meal"
Parody Written by:
Jan Unwin
The Lyrics
Wrote this one many, many years ago. Not my best effort, but I don't see another parody of this song.
(Ooooooh, oooh-ah)
Now I'm buried so you ought to know
(Oooooh) It takes some time for my bones to all show
(Oooooh) You're inside me I can't let you go
(Oooooh) Down to my marrow
(With you in my eye) my blood to congeal
(You're just a blowfly) my innards to reveal
For you are a maggot and I am the meal
I can hope that I'll hold you for long
(Oooooh) You're just one maggot lost in the throng
(Oooooh) But the squirming I feel is so strong
(Oooooh) And it can't be wrong
(With you in my thigh) you'll never hear me squeal
(And endless supply) my innards to reveal
For you are a maggot and I am the meal
(Oooooh) (Oooooh) (Oooooh)
(With you in my eye) my blood to congeal
(You're just a blowfly) my innards to reveal
For you are a maggot and I am the meal
For you are a maggot and I am the meal
For you are a maggot and I am the meal
Now I'm buried so you ought to know
(Oooooh) It takes some time for my bones to all show
(Oooooh) You're inside me I can't let you go
(Oooooh) Down to my marrow
(With you in my eye) my blood to congeal
(You're just a blowfly) my innards to reveal
For you are a maggot and I am the meal
I can hope that I'll hold you for long
(Oooooh) You're just one maggot lost in the throng
(Oooooh) But the squirming I feel is so strong
(Oooooh) And it can't be wrong
(With you in my thigh) you'll never hear me squeal
(And endless supply) my innards to reveal
For you are a maggot and I am the meal
(Oooooh) (Oooooh) (Oooooh)
(With you in my eye) my blood to congeal
(You're just a blowfly) my innards to reveal
For you are a maggot and I am the meal
For you are a maggot and I am the meal
For you are a maggot and I am the meal
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Title sounds like a parody of "Fear Factor": This is a maggot, and it's your meal....
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