-> "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Get Stuck With No Needles"
Original Song Title:
"Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys"
Parody Song Title:
"Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Get Stuck With No Needles"
The Lyrics
Babies ain’t hard to protect if you follow your gut
They surely don’t need no shots like some mangy mutt
Vaccine fanatics and old faded journals
Bear messages of yesterday:
“If you don’t vaccinate them, they’re bound to die young
Or gradually just rot away”
Mamas, don’t let your babies get stuck with no needles
Don’t let ’em get vaccines for measles or mumps
Ignore the doctors and experts and such
Mamas, don’t let your babies get stuck with no needles
Cuz they’ll go deaf and dumb and they’ll get autism
That ain’t no way to show love
Doctors are very persistent in handin’ out warnings
Give ’em some airplay and suddenly they think they’re right
But I know somebody whose cousin’s fiancée says
Immunization can transfer
If you sleep with your babies they’ll get your resistance
Sometimes it takes only one night
Mamas, don’t let your babies get stuck with no needles
Don’t let ’em get shots for the ol’ chicken pox
Polio, pertussis (you know, whooping cough)
Mamas, don’t let your babies get stuck with no needles
Cuz they’ll go raving mad and you’ll wish that you had
Never distrusted your gut
Mamas, don’t let your babies get stuck with no needles
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