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Song Parodies -> "I Wish It Could be Festivus Every Day"
Original Song Title:
"I Wish It Could be Christmas Every Day"
Original Performer:
Wizzard
Parody Song Title:
"I Wish It Could be Festivus Every Day"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
No, I'm NOT trying to trash Christmas; I'm simply catering to people who are fed up with Christmas. Regardless, enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
[Spoken:]
Are you ready gentlemen? (No!)
When the snowman brings the snow,
Well, I do not wanna know
That I’m gonna have to shovel the whole damn place
I would rather stay in bed,
Get those songs outta my head,
Gonna lock the doors
To keep that damn Santa Claus outta my house
Oh well, I wish it could be Festivus every day,
When the kids start singin’ and the band begins to play
Oh, I wish it could be Festivus every day,
Go to Hell, and down with Christmas!
When we’re setting up the pole,
While we’re thinking of Bob Dole,
Got some grievances I’d like to air your merry way
Now the Feats of Strength are here,
Please do not bite off my ear,
Or you will burn in the fire
Like the world of that crazy ol’ Arthur Brown.
Oh well, I wish it could be Festivus every day,
When the kids start singin’ and the band begins to play
Oh, I wish it could be Festivus every day,
Go to Hell, and down with Christmas!
[horn solo]
When the snowman brings the snow,
(Snowman brings the snow)
Well, I do not wanna know
(Do not wanna know)
That I’m gonna have to shovel the whole damn place
So if Santa brings that sleigh,
(Santa brings that sleigh)
Then that scum bum’s gonna pay
(Scum bum’s gonna pay)
I’ll sign my name on the rooftop in his blood,
Then nobody’s gonna mess
Well, I wish it could be Festivus every day,
When the kids start singin’ and the band begins to play
Oh, I wish it could be Festivus every day,
Go to Hell, and down with Christmas!
Come on boys, take it!
Well, I wish it could be Festivus every day,
When the kids start singin’ and the band begins to play
I wish it could be Festivus every day,
Go to Hell, and down with Christmas!
Why don’t you give the finger on Festivus?
When the snowman reigns in blood…
Are you ready gentlemen? (No!)
When the snowman brings the snow,
Well, I do not wanna know
That I’m gonna have to shovel the whole damn place
I would rather stay in bed,
Get those songs outta my head,
Gonna lock the doors
To keep that damn Santa Claus outta my house
Oh well, I wish it could be Festivus every day,
When the kids start singin’ and the band begins to play
Oh, I wish it could be Festivus every day,
Go to Hell, and down with Christmas!
When we’re setting up the pole,
While we’re thinking of Bob Dole,
Got some grievances I’d like to air your merry way
Now the Feats of Strength are here,
Please do not bite off my ear,
Or you will burn in the fire
Like the world of that crazy ol’ Arthur Brown.
Oh well, I wish it could be Festivus every day,
When the kids start singin’ and the band begins to play
Oh, I wish it could be Festivus every day,
Go to Hell, and down with Christmas!
[horn solo]
When the snowman brings the snow,
(Snowman brings the snow)
Well, I do not wanna know
(Do not wanna know)
That I’m gonna have to shovel the whole damn place
So if Santa brings that sleigh,
(Santa brings that sleigh)
Then that scum bum’s gonna pay
(Scum bum’s gonna pay)
I’ll sign my name on the rooftop in his blood,
Then nobody’s gonna mess
Well, I wish it could be Festivus every day,
When the kids start singin’ and the band begins to play
Oh, I wish it could be Festivus every day,
Go to Hell, and down with Christmas!
Come on boys, take it!
Well, I wish it could be Festivus every day,
When the kids start singin’ and the band begins to play
I wish it could be Festivus every day,
Go to Hell, and down with Christmas!
Why don’t you give the finger on Festivus?
When the snowman reigns in blood…
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Liked your reference to that one hit wonder, Arthur Brown and his ominous "Fire".
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