-> "Tebow And The Jets"
Original Song Title:
"Benny And The Jets"
Original Performer:
Written by Bernie Taupin
Parody Song Title:
"Tebow And The Jets"
Parody Written by:
Rigby
The Lyrics
Jet Fans, kneel and pray together
Your QB's tight with someone who’s been known to change the weather
He’ll shill the golden rule all right
And New York bound
You're gonna hear some Christian music
But will he astound?
Hail Mary and Wildcat – have you seen him yet?
Could Sanchez be out?
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Some say he’s weird and some wonderful
Now Tebow he's wearin’ Green
He's got them Christian roots wore Gator “boots”
But is he ready for the New York scene?
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Jet fans, come on get your faith back
Playing from behind then Tebow makes a comeback
He could survive, if Jesus helps him throw long
But we have no patience ‘bout our defeats
And we don’t like to be wronged
Hail Mary and Wildcat – have you seen him yet?
Are you still in doubt?
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Will he be jeered or (in)credible?
This still remains to be seen
He's got them Christian roots wore Gator “boots”
Bet he’s never met a City “Queen”
T- T- T-Tebow and the Jets
Hail Mary and Wildcat – have you seen him yet?
Could force Sanchez out.
T- T- T-Tebow and the Jets
Some say he’s weird and some wonderful
Now Tebow he's bleedin’ Green
He's got them Christian roots wore Gator “boots”
And knows the words to John 3:17
T- T- T-Tebow and the Jets
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