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Song Parodies -> "Long Distance Companies"
Original Song Title:
"Long Distance Runaround"
Original Performer:
Yes
Parody Song Title:
"Long Distance Companies"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Long distance companies
They call right when my girl's on her knees
They call when I'm in the shower
Disturb my slumber when I'm taking a nap
Had enough of their crap
Get a piece of my mind
Thought I was on a "Do-Not-Call" list
Hard selling s'licitor
Long time told him to wait on the phone
I told him I wanted to sign up
I told him hold for the time to bake a pie
Did I tell him some lies?
Did he really wait for one hundred...
Telling them to go die...
They call right when my girl's on her knees
They call when I'm in the shower
Disturb my slumber when I'm taking a nap
Had enough of their crap
Get a piece of my mind
Thought I was on a "Do-Not-Call" list
Hard selling s'licitor
Long time told him to wait on the phone
I told him I wanted to sign up
I told him hold for the time to bake a pie
Did I tell him some lies?
Did he really wait for one hundred...
Telling them to go die...
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too funny....and i can certainly relate
It's always when I expect an important call too!
Great job
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